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Fantasy Music Drafts - An Explanation...

2020.09.27 17:46 MusicDrafts Fantasy Music Drafts - An Explanation...

I figured that I'd share something with this group that my friends and I started in late 2016...
We are all big sports fans, and naturally we like fantasy sports. Our group is also REALLY into music. Real junkies.
I, myself, always used to take my iTunes library and work to pare down "greatest hits" albums for each of my favorite artists. What would an album look like? Single/Double Album? How many songs should be included? What was the order? Catalog sequential or more topical?
One night, two of us were having a beer watching a game and we started arguing about Smashing Pumpkins songs and which ones were the best. And it got us thinking...
As everyone knows, the best part of the fantasy season is the draft. You get the chance to craft your team with the best players available. You feel like a real GM.
That's when I had the stupid idea to "draft" 10 songs each and see who's was better.
We shared the two lists and they voted on which was better, and slowly this morphed into us starting a FANTASY MUSIC DRAFT LEAGUE.
Yes, we are a bunch of junkies and losers.
But...
We also follow through with an idea.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Here's the basic logistics of how this works...
We have 5 guys in the league, and we started a group chat on our iPhones.
For season 1, I created a group of 10 bands to draft (subsequent "seasons" we would have a "band" pre-draft...)
We create a random draft order using a fantasy draft randomizer online, then we have a 10-round snake draft picking songs along the way.
We then have a short drop/add time to round out our 10 songs, then work to reorder those songs to make the 10-song playlist.
We create the playlist on Spotify and then share with the rest of the group. All of the picks and playlists are saved on shared Google Docs file to keep us organized.
Then, we each score the playlists with two criteria: "Draft Performance & Song Quality" and "Playlist Construction & Theme Quality". (By the way, this is the inherent flaw in our league, as music is incredibly subjective. We've refined the scoring system several times, still not sold on our methodology...)
The scores from the individual weeks add up over the course of the season and we declare a winner.
We are now in the middle of season 8. To date, we've done 87 official drafts, and probably another 10 side drafts. As you could imagine, our wives think this is the dumbest thing ever, but we persist...
Here are the bands that we have done thus far...
SEASON 1 Week 1 - Radiohead Week 2 - Incubus Week 3 - Coldplay Week 4 - Pearl Jam Week 5 - Pink Floyd Week 6 - Kings of Leon Week 7 - Red Hot Chili Peppers Week 8 - Led Zeppelin Week 9 - Smashing Pumpkins Week 10 - Beatles - Double Album
SEASON 2 Week 1 - Bob Marley Week 2 - G-Funk Era Week 3 - Dispatch Week 4 - Billy Joel Week 5 - Outkast Week 6 - Michael Jackson Week 7 - U2 Week 8 - Motown's Greatest Week 9 - The Who Week 10 - Dave Matthews Band - Double Album
SEASON 3 Week 1 - Eagles Week 2 - Jack Johnson Week 3 - Rush Week 4 - 2004 Week 5 - Allman Brothers Band Week 6 - Seattle Scene Week 7 - Death Cab For Cutie Week 8 - Eminem Week 9 - Weezer Week 10 - 1982 Week 11 - The Police Week 12 - Hair Metal Week 13 - 2017 Austin City Limits - Double Album
SEASON 4 Week 1 - War On Drugs/Kurt Vile Week 2 - Rolling Stones Week 3 - Black Crowes Week 4 - 1986 Week 5 - Tribe/Q-Tip/Busta Week 6 - Kanye West Week 7 - Beck Week 8 - Everything Jack White Week 9 - Tom Petty Week 10 - 1994 Week 11 - Elton John Week 12 - Rage Medley Week 13 - 2011 Mountain Jam Festival - Double Album
SEASON 5 Week 1 - Boy Bands Week 2 - Ben Harper Week 3 - Green Day Week 4 - 1981 Week 5 - My Morning Jacket Week 6 - Tame Impala/Mac Demarco/MGMT Week 7 - The Roots Week 8 - WuTang Clan Week 9 - Blink-182 Week 10 - 1998 Week 11 - Stevie Wonder Week 12 - Lil Wayne Week 13 - Woodstock Festivals - Double Album
SEASON 6 Week 1 - Beach/Chill Summer Medley Week 2 - John Mayer Week 3 - 311 Week 4 - 1974 Week 5 - Bob Seger Week 6 - Nas Week 7 - Beach House Week 8 - Chon/Ronald Jenkees/Tauk Week 9 - Kendrick Lamar Week 10 - 2005 Week 11 - Genesis Medley Week 12 - Grateful Dead Week 13 - 2004 NOLA Jazz Festival - Double Album
SEASON 7 Week 1 - Phish Week 2 - Death Cab Re-Draft Week 3 - Hieroglyphics/Bay Area Week 4 - Jimmy Buffett Week 5 - 1978 Week 6 - Black Star Week 7 - Toro y Moi Week 8 - Queen Week 9 - Fiona Apple Week 10 - 2000 Week 11 - Brooks and Dunn/Alan Jackson/Travis Tritt/George Strait Week 12 - Steve Miller Band Week 13 - Logic
SEASON 8 - Current Season Week 1 - Chuck Berry/Little Richard Week 2 - Frank Sinatra Week 3 - 1971 Week 4 - Aerosmith Week 5 - Prince Week 6 - Foreigner Week 7 - 1996 Week 8 - Credence Clearwater Revival Week 9 - Miles Davis Week 10 - Foo Fighters Week 11 - 2003 Week 12 - Pavement Week 13 - The Whigs Week 14 - Unknown Mortal Orchestra Week 15 - 1967 Week 16 - Anything Crosby, Stills, Nash, or Young Week 17 - Chromeo Week 18 - Bone Thugs N Harmony Week 19 - 2007 Week 20 - Erykah Badu/Jill Scott Week 21 - Undetermined Festival - Double Album
I'd like to start sharing the results of the already completed drafts somewhere here in the community. Maybe post them week by week, with links to the Spotify lists, and let the group at large vote on the playlists.
Wanted to get feedback from this group to see how to best make that happen.
Thought you'd appreciate the music nerd-dom...
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2020.09.27 17:43 MusicDrafts Fantasy Music Drafts - An Explanation...

I figured that I'd share something with this group that my friends and I started in late 2016...
We are all big sports fans, and naturally we like fantasy sports. Our group is also REALLY into music. Real junkies.
I, myself, always used to take my iTunes library and work to pare down "greatest hits" albums for each of my favorite artists. What would an album look like? Single/Double Album? How many songs should be included? What was the order? Catalog sequential or more topical?
One night, two of us were having a beer watching a game and we started arguing about Smashing Pumpkins songs and which ones were the best. And it got us thinking...
As everyone knows, the best part of the fantasy season is the draft. You get the chance to craft your team with the best players available. You feel like a real GM.
That's when I had the stupid idea to "draft" 10 songs each and see who's was better.
We shared the two lists and they voted on which was better, and slowly this morphed into us starting a FANTASY MUSIC DRAFT LEAGUE.
Yes, we are a bunch of junkies and losers.
But...
We also follow through with an idea.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Here's the basic logistics of how this works...
We have 5 guys in the league, and we started a group chat on our iPhones.
For season 1, I created a group of 10 bands to draft (subsequent "seasons" we would have a "band" pre-draft...)
We create a random draft order using a fantasy draft randomizer online, then we have a 10-round snake draft picking songs along the way.
We then have a short drop/add time to round out our 10 songs, then work to reorder those songs to make the 10-song playlist.
We create the playlist on Spotify and then share with the rest of the group. All of the picks and playlists are saved on shared Google Docs file to keep us organized.
Then, we each score the playlists with two criteria: "Draft Performance & Song Quality" and "Playlist Construction & Theme Quality". (By the way, this is the inherent flaw in our league, as music is incredibly subjective. We've refined the scoring system several times, still not sold on our methodology...)
The scores from the individual weeks add up over the course of the season and we declare a winner.
We are now in the middle of season 8. To date, we've done 87 official drafts, and probably another 10 side drafts. As you could imagine, our wives think this is the dumbest thing ever, but we persist...
Here are the bands that we have done thus far...
SEASON 1 Week 1 - Radiohead Week 2 - Incubus Week 3 - Coldplay Week 4 - Pearl Jam Week 5 - Pink Floyd Week 6 - Kings of Leon Week 7 - Red Hot Chili Peppers Week 8 - Led Zeppelin Week 9 - Smashing Pumpkins Week 10 - Beatles - Double Album
SEASON 2 Week 1 - Bob Marley Week 2 - G-Funk Era Week 3 - Dispatch Week 4 - Billy Joel Week 5 - Outkast Week 6 - Michael Jackson Week 7 - U2 Week 8 - Motown's Greatest Week 9 - The Who Week 10 - Dave Matthews Band - Double Album
SEASON 3 Week 1 - Eagles Week 2 - Jack Johnson Week 3 - Rush Week 4 - 2004 Week 5 - Allman Brothers Band Week 6 - Seattle Scene Week 7 - Death Cab For Cutie Week 8 - Eminem Week 9 - Weezer Week 10 - 1982 Week 11 - The Police Week 12 - Hair Metal Week 13 - 2017 Austin City Limits - Double Album
SEASON 4 Week 1 - War On Drugs/Kurt Vile Week 2 - Rolling Stones Week 3 - Black Crowes Week 4 - 1986 Week 5 - Tribe/Q-Tip/Busta Week 6 - Kanye West Week 7 - Beck Week 8 - Everything Jack White Week 9 - Tom Petty Week 10 - 1994 Week 11 - Elton John Week 12 - Rage Medley Week 13 - 2011 Mountain Jam Festival - Double Album
SEASON 5 Week 1 - Boy Bands Week 2 - Ben Harper Week 3 - Green Day Week 4 - 1981 Week 5 - My Morning Jacket Week 6 - Tame Impala/Mac Demarco/MGMT Week 7 - The Roots Week 8 - WuTang Clan Week 9 - Blink-182 Week 10 - 1998 Week 11 - Stevie Wonder Week 12 - Lil Wayne Week 13 - Woodstock Festivals - Double Album
SEASON 6 Week 1 - Beach/Chill Summer Medley Week 2 - John Mayer Week 3 - 311 Week 4 - 1974 Week 5 - Bob Seger Week 6 - Nas Week 7 - Beach House Week 8 - Chon/Ronald Jenkees/Tauk Week 9 - Kendrick Lamar Week 10 - 2005 Week 11 - Genesis Medley Week 12 - Grateful Dead Week 13 - 2004 NOLA Jazz Festival - Double Album
SEASON 7 Week 1 - Phish Week 2 - Death Cab Re-Draft Week 3 - Hieroglyphics/Bay Area Week 4 - Jimmy Buffett Week 5 - 1978 Week 6 - Black Star Week 7 - Toro y Moi Week 8 - Queen Week 9 - Fiona Apple Week 10 - 2000 Week 11 - Brooks and Dunn/Alan Jackson/Travis Tritt/George Strait Week 12 - Steve Miller Band Week 13 - Logic
SEASON 8 - Current Season Week 1 - Chuck Berry/Little Richard Week 2 - Frank Sinatra Week 3 - 1971 Week 4 - Aerosmith Week 5 - Prince Week 6 - Foreigner Week 7 - 1996 Week 8 - Credence Clearwater Revival Week 9 - Miles Davis Week 10 - Foo Fighters Week 11 - 2003 Week 12 - Pavement Week 13 - The Whigs Week 14 - Unknown Mortal Orchestra Week 15 - 1967 Week 16 - Anything Crosby, Stills, Nash, or Young Week 17 - Chromeo Week 18 - Bone Thugs N Harmony Week 19 - 2007 Week 20 - Erykah Badu/Jill Scott Week 21 - Undetermined Festival - Double Album
I'd like to start sharing the results of the already completed drafts somewhere here in the community. Maybe post them week by week, with links to the Spotify lists, and let the group at large vote on the playlists.
Wanted to get feedback from this group to see how to best make that happen.
Thought you'd appreciate the music nerd-dom...
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2020.09.25 23:35 MusicDrafts Fantasy Music Drafts... An Explanation

I figured that I'd share something with this group that my friends and I started in late 2016...
We are all big sports fans, and naturally we like fantasy sports. Our group is also REALLY into music. Real junkies.
I, myself, always used to take my iTunes library and work to pare down "greatest hits" albums for each of my favorite artists. What would an album look like? Single/Double Album? How many songs should be included? What was the order? Catalog sequential or more topical?
One night, two of us were having a beer watching a game and we started arguing about Smashing Pumpkins songs and which ones were the best. And it got us thinking...
As everyone knows, the best part of the fantasy season is the draft. You get the chance to craft your team with the best players available. You feel like a real GM.
That's when I had the stupid idea to "draft" 10 songs each and see who's was better.
We shared the two lists and they voted on which was better, and slowly this morphed into us starting a FANTASY MUSIC DRAFT LEAGUE.
Yes, we are a bunch of junkies and losers.
But...
We also follow through with an idea.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Here's the basic logistics of how this works...
We have 5 guys in the league, and we started a group chat on our iPhones.
For season 1, I created a group of 10 bands to draft (subsequent "seasons" we would have a "band" pre-draft...)
We create a random draft order using a fantasy draft randomizer online, then we have a 10-round snake draft picking songs along the way.
We then have a short drop/add time to round out our 10 songs, then work to reorder those songs to make the 10-song playlist.
We create the playlist on Spotify and then share with the rest of the group. All of the picks and playlists are saved on shared Google Docs file to keep us organized.
Then, we each score the playlists with two criteria: "Draft Performance & Song Quality" and "Playlist Construction & Theme Quality". (By the way, this is the inherent flaw in our league, as music is incredibly subjective. We've refined the scoring system several times, still not sold on our methodology...)
The scores from the individual weeks add up over the course of the season and we declare a winner.
We are now in the middle of season 8. To date, we've done 87 official drafts, and probably another 10 side drafts. As you could imagine, our wives think this is the dumbest thing ever, but we persist...
Here are the bands that we have done thus far...
SEASON 1 Week 1 - Radiohead Week 2 - Incubus Week 3 - Coldplay Week 4 - Pearl Jam Week 5 - Pink Floyd Week 6 - Kings of Leon Week 7 - Red Hot Chili Peppers Week 8 - Led Zeppelin Week 9 - Smashing Pumpkins Week 10 - Beatles - Double Album
SEASON 2 Week 1 - Bob Marley Week 2 - G-Funk Era Week 3 - Dispatch Week 4 - Billy Joel Week 5 - Outkast Week 6 - Michael Jackson Week 7 - U2 Week 8 - Motown's Greatest Week 9 - The Who Week 10 - Dave Matthews Band - Double Album
SEASON 3 Week 1 - Eagles Week 2 - Jack Johnson Week 3 - Rush Week 4 - 2004 Week 5 - Allman Brothers Band Week 6 - Seattle Scene Week 7 - Death Cab For Cutie Week 8 - Eminem Week 9 - Weezer Week 10 - 1982 Week 11 - The Police Week 12 - Hair Metal Week 13 - 2017 Austin City Limits - Double Album
SEASON 4 Week 1 - War On Drugs/Kurt Vile Week 2 - Rolling Stones Week 3 - Black Crowes Week 4 - 1986 Week 5 - Tribe/Q-Tip/Busta Week 6 - Kanye West Week 7 - Beck Week 8 - Everything Jack White Week 9 - Tom Petty Week 10 - 1994 Week 11 - Elton John Week 12 - Rage Medley Week 13 - 2011 Mountain Jam Festival - Double Album
SEASON 5 Week 1 - Boy Bands Week 2 - Ben Harper Week 3 - Green Day Week 4 - 1981 Week 5 - My Morning Jacket Week 6 - Tame Impala/Mac Demarco/MGMT Week 7 - The Roots Week 8 - WuTang Clan Week 9 - Blink-182 Week 10 - 1998 Week 11 - Stevie Wonder Week 12 - Lil Wayne Week 13 - Woodstock Festivals - Double Album
SEASON 6 Week 1 - Beach/Chill Summer Medley Week 2 - John Mayer Week 3 - 311 Week 4 - 1974 Week 5 - Bob Seger Week 6 - Nas Week 7 - Beach House Week 8 - Chon/Ronald Jenkees/Tauk Week 9 - Kendrick Lamar Week 10 - 2005 Week 11 - Genesis Medley Week 12 - Grateful Dead Week 13 - 2004 NOLA Jazz Festival - Double Album
SEASON 7 Week 1 - Phish Week 2 - Death Cab Re-Draft Week 3 - Hieroglyphics/Bay Area Week 4 - Jimmy Buffett Week 5 - 1978 Week 6 - Black Star Week 7 - Toro y Moi Week 8 - Queen Week 9 - Fiona Apple Week 10 - 2000 Week 11 - Brooks and Dunn/Alan Jackson/Travis Tritt/George Strait Week 12 - Steve Miller Band Week 13 - Logic
SEASON 8 - Current Season Week 1 - Chuck Berry/Little Richard Week 2 - Frank Sinatra Week 3 - 1971 Week 4 - Aerosmith Week 5 - Prince Week 6 - Foreigner Week 7 - 1996 Week 8 - Credence Clearwater Revival Week 9 - Miles Davis Week 10 - Foo Fighters Week 11 - 2003 Week 12 - Pavement Week 13 - The Whigs Week 14 - Unknown Mortal Orchestra Week 15 - 1967 Week 16 - Anything Crosby, Stills, Nash, or Young Week 17 - Chromeo Week 18 - Bone Thugs N Harmony Week 19 - 2007 Week 20 - Erykah Badu/Jill Scott Week 21 - Undetermined Festival - Double Album
I'd like to start sharing the results of the already completed drafts somewhere here in the community. Maybe post them week by week, with links to the Spotify lists, and let the group at large vote on the playlists.
Wanted to get feedback from this group to see how to best make that happen.
Thought you'd appreciate the music nerd-dom...
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2020.03.24 16:05 Texas1971 Carollaisms

Haven’t updated in awhile, but here’s some “light reading” for everyone while we’re locked in. These just crack me up. Enjoy, stay safe and wash up. 🧼 GETITON

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)
Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)
Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)
Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)
Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)
The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)
Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)
Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)
Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)
Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)
Sophistry - A great Carol King album (ADS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)
Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)
Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)
Anal ipecac - Good indie band (ACS)
2 Tits and a Pulse - Ace likes that Beck song (Bryan/Adam) (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)
Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)
World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)
LBJ - Worst Mexican wrestler name ever (ADS)
Cold stone Steve Austin - Can’t wrestle on hot days. Tag team partners with the Klondike twins (GS)
Cicely Tyson - Greatest Italian boxer of all time. (ADS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)
Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)
Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)
The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)
Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)
Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)
Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)
Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)
Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)
Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)
Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)
The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)
73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)
Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)
Madison Bear - Sounds like an dating app for gay hairy dudes who are married (ACS)
Back pay - Good porn title name (ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root Ball Grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)
Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)
Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)
Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)
Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)
Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)
Merch Galore - Worst Bond secretary ever. Total sellout. Always wearing her own swag (GS)
Bathroom Goalie - New code for fat chicks sitting next to you on an airplane (ACS)
Skip Loader -Kurt Loder’s older brother (ACS)
F. Me Money - greatest attorney rapper ever (RD)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)
Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)
Mother Trucker - Adam’s Podcast with caller Miguel (AOTH)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)
Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)
The Mexican Faire - Worst fair ever (ACS)
Hanoi Hospice - Only place worse than the Hanoi Hilton (ACS)
Kaleblazer- Gay juice bar (ACS)
Hot Dog Cannon - good name for a bar next to The Abbey (ACS)
Dyskeratosis - where Vinnie lives, lots of Greek folks, a family oriented community (ACS)
Kind of, Italy - Where Ace’s family is from. Where he gets his kinky hair. (ADS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)
Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)
The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)
Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)
UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)
Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)
Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)
Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)
Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)
Sexual Battery - Batteries especially made for sexual devices. Somewhere between AA and C (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Son of Goose - Worst vodka ever. Comes in a plastic squeeze bottle (ACS)
Orange Hitler - Worst Hi-C flavor ever (ACS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)
Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)
Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACS
Nanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)
Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACS
Nick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)
Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)
The Baldwin’s and Beyond -Great reality show (RD)
The Rogue Deuce - The next Star Wars movie (ADS)
Mr. Goodbar To The Rescue - Ace loves that movie (ACS)
Wrestling Squatters - New show on YouTube Red starring Eric Stromer (AOTH)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)
In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)
Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
Port of Karachi - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
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2020.02.21 11:23 subreddit_stats Subreddit Stats: Reformed top posts from 2019-02-17 to 2020-02-16 18:22 PDT

Period: 363.82 days
Submissions Comments
Total 999 36702
Rate (per day) 2.75 99.67
Unique Redditors 446 3522
Combined Score 66296 185321

Top Submitters' Top Submissions

  1. 4103 points, 75 submissions: partypastor
    1. A meme for those who’ve served in a closed country (257 points, 9 comments)
    2. Who needs exegesis, am I right? (247 points, 26 comments)
    3. Well the album actually came out (144 points, 11 comments)
    4. Made after watching that long Stanley/Durbin debate the other day (131 points, 35 comments)
    5. Jepthah memes best memes (129 points, 24 comments)
    6. MFW (117 points, 3 comments)
    7. Had to do a surprising amount of research to fit this format (97 points, 2 comments)
    8. People love to love Lewis (95 points, 6 comments)
    9. Unreached People Group of the Week - Kazakh People of Kazakhstan (93 points, 34 comments)
    10. BROTHERS AND SISTERS, THE MEME REBELLION IS UPON US (90 points, 11 comments)
  2. 2765 points, 43 submissions: rev_run_d
    1. Had to repost. Too good. (258 points, 7 comments)
    2. The suck it up (256 points, 55 comments)
    3. Naps are very important (243 points, 16 comments)
    4. Puritans drank beer, loved sex and didn’t burn witches (146 points, 25 comments)
    5. And as they were eating, he took bread, and after blessing it broke it and gave it to them, and said, “Take; this is my body.” And he took a cup, and when he had given thanks he gave it to them, and they all drank of it. And he said to them, “This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out... (125 points, 13 comments)
    6. C.S. Lewis on how to choose a church: (95 points, 7 comments)
    7. John Calvin on how we should handle disagreements over the interpretation of Scripture (87 points, 39 comments)
    8. Hong Kong’s Wild Card: Spirit-Filled Christians (76 points, 4 comments)
    9. CT: Praying for Hong Kong Can Be Politically Disruptive—Even in North America (68 points, 15 comments)
    10. Happy Thanksgiving US Americans! (68 points, 7 comments)
  3. 2294 points, 28 submissions: davidjricardo
    1. This is probably against the rules, but I am posting it anyway. (527 points, 19 comments)
    2. There once was a girl from Purdue // Who kept a young cat in a pew // She taught it to speak // Alphabetical Greek // But it never got farther than // (160 points, 22 comments)
    3. I was banned. Here's what happened. (138 points, 166 comments)
    4. This is not a meme (129 points, 8 comments)
    5. Yes, Christians can be both anti-abortion and anti-Trump (123 points, 319 comments)
    6. Guess What Day It Is‽ (109 points, 12 comments)
    7. In Praise of the KJV (100 points, 97 comments)
    8. On Luo_Bo_Si, hurting people, and theological debate. (94 points, 54 comments)
    9. UFO citings in the USA by date (85 points, 46 comments)
    10. A rare behind the scenes look at MedianNerd interviewing to become the newest Mod of /Reformed. (78 points, 7 comments)
  4. 1506 points, 20 submissions: McFrenchington
    1. Can't get away. (340 points, 9 comments)
    2. WHERE IS IT?! (149 points, 103 comments)
    3. Captive Audience (146 points, 3 comments)
    4. Don't remember me. (132 points, 2 comments)
    5. African Methodism Will Not Bow The Knee To Us Progressivism - The Aquila Report (103 points, 88 comments)
    6. Ex-Mormon Turned Pastor Responds to Letter from the Mormon Church to be Truthful about What Church He Actually Belongs To (74 points, 26 comments)
    7. AFFIRM (63 points, 1 comment)
    8. JUST PASSING THROUGH (59 points, 8 comments)
    9. Suit up. (48 points, 9 comments)
    10. Where them Reformed Presbyterians at?! (47 points, 5 comments)
  5. 1041 points, 12 submissions: Iowata
    1. Trying to focus on the sermon (291 points, 12 comments)
    2. Lamb of God (162 points, 39 comments)
    3. The Numa Numa video was first posted 15 years ago today (132 points, 29 comments)
    4. Jesus is King (111 points, 4 comments)
    5. Evangelicals need to follow Christianity’s morals, not Trump’s (72 points, 237 comments)
    6. Botham Jean's mother (71 points, 3 comments)
    7. It do be like that (40 points, 0 comments)
    8. James K.A. Smith discusses identity politics, Jordan Peterson (and, of course, Augustine) (39 points, 32 comments)
    9. Catholicism Made Me Protestant by Onsi A. Kamel (35 points, 33 comments)
    10. KenM on the relationship of God and science (32 points, 5 comments)
  6. 909 points, 18 submissions: DrKC9N
    1. That's Not Christianity (141 points, 108 comments)
    2. Welcome In (110 points, 34 comments)
    3. United Methodists float plans to split denomination after LGBTQ vote (67 points, 161 comments)
    4. Every church is Children's Church, for God does not have two covenant peoples. (63 points, 106 comments)
    5. Christian Apologists are Fighting the Wrong Battle (61 points, 46 comments)
    6. 'The Good Place' Finale Made Heaven Look Hopeless (57 points, 45 comments)
    7. The Reverse Sear Is the Best Way to Cook a Steak, Period (47 points, 44 comments)
    8. Why Hospitality Beats Entertaining (46 points, 7 comments)
    9. Jesus The True Israel (41 points, 10 comments)
    10. Ligon Duncan on Why ‘No Creed But the Bible’ Is a Lousy Creed (37 points, 22 comments)
  7. 802 points, 10 submissions: pleasantcore
    1. Please pray for peace with Iran (151 points, 33 comments)
    2. From the Editor of Christianity Today: Trump Should Be Removed from Office (150 points, 445 comments)
    3. Please pray for Wuhan (147 points, 11 comments)
    4. Boko Haram Executes Pastor Who Turned Hostage Video into Testimony (126 points, 9 comments)
    5. O Come, O Come Emmanuel (77 points, 8 comments)
    6. Will Chinese House Churches Survive the Latest Government Crackdown? (38 points, 5 comments)
    7. Jesus Came to Proclaim Good News to the Poor. But Now They're Leaving Church. (34 points, 33 comments)
    8. It’s almost Thanksgiving! How has God blessed you this year? (28 points, 28 comments)
    9. Weird Stuff in the New City Catechism (26 points, 31 comments)
    10. Not Just Me and My Bible: What ‘Sola Scriptura’ Doesn’t Mean (25 points, 14 comments)
  8. 755 points, 3 submissions: This--Is----BORIS
    1. Now who's been sabotaging my walk with Christ? (417 points, 40 comments)
    2. I think that this is actually a pretty widespread problem in many American churches: youth pastors using weak theology, self-determination, and a wimpy gospel to damage and make brittle the faith walk of many teens' walks with Christ (251 points, 82 comments)
    3. MERRY CHRISTMAS! Christ, the almighty God of Heaven and Earth, took on creaturely form for the sake of His flock! Have joy on this merry day! (87 points, 3 comments)
  9. 739 points, 13 submissions: MedianNerd
    1. God’s Revealed Will for your Life Doesn’t Have Anything to do with Going to College or Starting a Business (186 points, 63 comments)
    2. How Star Wars has harmed your prayer life. (No Spoilers) (81 points, 31 comments)
    3. Faith Requires Both Less and More Than You Think (68 points, 5 comments)
    4. The United Methodist Church is about to decide how they’ll handle issues of human sexuality. It’s time to pray for our brothers and sisters. (66 points, 67 comments)
    5. Galatians 3:28, the foundation of many misconceptions about social justice. (56 points, 121 comments)
    6. Saved by Faith. What's that? (52 points, 29 comments)
    7. How can we encourage each other towards holy living and good works? (39 points, 40 comments)
    8. Me and u/PartyPastor when it's FFFAF. (38 points, 13 comments)
    9. Why has it become popular to emphasize how sinful we are as redeemed people? (36 points, 78 comments)
    10. Antinomianism: The Error That Comes Along with Salvation By Grace Alone (34 points, 20 comments)
  10. 718 points, 9 submissions: Theomancer
    1. my time has come 😎 (198 points, 6 comments)
    2. Our big Reformed family tree 😅😅 (179 points, 44 comments)
    3. 🎉 it's a party in here! 🎉 (95 points, 4 comments)
    4. discovering Reformed theology like (64 points, 1 comment)
    5. one of the good ones (47 points, 6 comments)
    6. bless their hearts ❤️ (46 points, 30 comments)
    7. Baptist documentary forthcoming, decrying the rise of "social justice" in the SBC (33 points, 183 comments)
    8. Ad fontes and incarnation of the sub! (29 points, 33 comments)
    9. oNcE sAvEd aLwAyS sAvEd (27 points, 10 comments)
  11. 692 points, 3 submissions: SadHipsterLlama
    1. Sola Scriptura, my dudes (379 points, 49 comments)
    2. We are all Totally Depraved (283 points, 12 comments)
    3. Thoughts on C.S. Lewis? (30 points, 32 comments)
  12. 615 points, 7 submissions: seemedlikeagoodplan
    1. How deeply Paul suffered... (191 points, 9 comments)
    2. An encouragement to sing loud in church (117 points, 57 comments)
    3. Anglican Church of Canada Synod does not change its canon of marriage to include same sex couples (86 points, 15 comments)
    4. I don't know what dispensationalism is, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. (72 points, 73 comments)
    5. How is pledging allegiance to a flag not worshipping a graven image? (66 points, 161 comments)
    6. Songs that put words in God's mouth (58 points, 46 comments)
    7. FFAF - What subreddit are you subscribed to that would surprise people? (25 points, 115 comments)
  13. 585 points, 3 submissions: --Solus
    1. Hulk Hogan, Theologian (266 points, 40 comments)
    2. Reminder: Any nation’s flag, anthem, or patriotic songs should never be in a church service, regardless of national holidays. (241 points, 179 comments)
    3. I'm being ostracized at work. (78 points, 39 comments)
  14. 582 points, 8 submissions: tanhan27
    1. A meme for Calvinerds (204 points, 12 comments)
    2. Alabama passes abortion ban. (91 points, 172 comments)
    3. Every time. (91 points, 52 comments)
    4. Some time this Advent, listen to Handel's Messiah in it's entirety. (60 points, 27 comments)
    5. Reformation Day megathread! The most refomed of holidays! Post your 95 thesis and pumpkin carvings/costumes/candy hauls here. (37 points, 35 comments)
    6. Repentance is not a requirement for salvation, repentance is a result of salvation. (37 points, 64 comments)
    7. John Wesley Manifesto (35 points, 125 comments)
    8. The Date of the Celebration of Christ's birth had far more to do with the ancient belief that Jesus was believed to have been conceived and crucified on the exact same day of the year, nine months before December. (27 points, 8 comments)
  15. 557 points, 9 submissions: CiroFlexo
    1. TIL that Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the Moon, was a Presbyterian elder and took communion prior to exiting the lunar module for the first time. This was the first food and liquid consumed on the surface of the Moon. (234 points, 88 comments)
    2. FFAF Just a non-2CV painting a picture of a non-2CV (95 points, 13 comments)
    3. Why Was Judas Carrying the Moneybag? Jon Bloom (48 points, 4 comments)
    4. partypastor, as the first of each month draws near (39 points, 4 comments)
    5. u/partypastor, as yet another FFFFAF comes to a close (31 points, 4 comments)
    6. The Psalms Sung - A collection of a cappella recordings from the Scottish Psalter (1650), Sing Songs (2003), and Psalms for Singing (2004) (30 points, 6 comments)
    7. The Treachery of Images (Fr.: La Trahison des images) René Magritte (1929) (28 points, 4 comments)
    8. FFAF Concerning Marmalade (26 points, 3 comments)
    9. Selections from the Imprecatory Psalms, for no particular reason, directed at nobody specific, and definitely not in response to anything unjust happening on the sub today. (26 points, 4 comments)
  16. 510 points, 6 submissions: Ngonzalez_01
    1. If you've never tried to declare war on Armenia, are you really a Calvinist? (149 points, 9 comments)
    2. I'm a terrible Christian (95 points, 13 comments)
    3. Please pray for me to stop being so scared of suffering for the Gospel. (83 points, 10 comments)
    4. I'm a teen living with unbelieving parents. What should I do? (82 points, 17 comments)
    5. I need help and prayers for witnessing to the religious. (55 points, 17 comments)
    6. Shazam! and the interesting case of abortion. (46 points, 21 comments)
  17. 501 points, 8 submissions: fontinalis
    1. 23,000 Members!!!! (105 points, 15 comments)
    2. You Are Forgiven: St. Luke’s in Mountain Brook Buys $8.1 Million In Medical Debt Across Central Alabama (83 points, 87 comments)
    3. CS Lewis' letter to a boy worried about loving Aslan more than Jesus (82 points, 28 comments)
    4. American Association of Christian Counselors thinks John Piper is making jokes in his sermon.. John Piper is very confused (74 points, 37 comments)
    5. An Advent book spine poem (58 points, 8 comments)
    6. Synagogue Shooter Attended OPC Church, Used Covenental Language in Manifesto (43 points, 182 comments)
    7. “Evangelical” has lost its meaning (29 points, 24 comments)
    8. Happy Epiphany! The glory of the Lord shines forth! (27 points, 5 comments)
  18. 495 points, 4 submissions: Ad-Man90
    1. My John Calvin Pumpkin carving (206 points, 13 comments)
    2. Update: Calvin is not doing to hot (129 points, 24 comments)
    3. John Calvin Pumpkin Stencil (113 points, 20 comments)
    4. I'm in a counseling class right now and just realized I checked off 9/9 symptoms of depression. What do I do now? (47 points, 51 comments)
  19. 483 points, 6 submissions: PlayedLikeADiddle
    1. Update Post: Today I presented the Gospel to my officemates and to my boss. (163 points, 24 comments)
    2. Pray for me to have the courage to witness to my two male coworkers who started joining a cult in pursuit of their girlfriends (92 points, 62 comments)
    3. I'm depressed. If you can lend me your prayers please do. I need God in my life (78 points, 15 comments)
    4. Prayer request: Sharing the gospel to an old friend who used to be in a Christian Church but is now a professing atheist and homosexual (76 points, 6 comments)
    5. Starting a new job today and I'm very nervous. I'm asking for your prayers (49 points, 30 comments)
    6. I'm invited to give a "career inspirational talk" at my alma mater in Feb 2019. How can I use it to make it about God all He did for my life and not about me and still be a career talk? (25 points, 15 comments)
  20. 446 points, 2 submissions: marektypes
    1. Calvinist Dog Corrects Owner: 'No One Is A Good Boy' (241 points, 17 comments)
    2. I got baptized tonight! (205 points, 18 comments)

Top Commenters

  1. davidjricardo (5655 points, 733 comments)
  2. partypastor (4080 points, 794 comments)
  3. MedianNerd (3440 points, 413 comments)
  4. tanhan27 (3017 points, 698 comments)
  5. DrKC9N (2316 points, 319 comments)
  6. rev_run_d (1835 points, 275 comments)
  7. ManitouWakinyan (1721 points, 331 comments)
  8. CiroFlexo (1691 points, 226 comments)
  9. PhotogenicEwok (1686 points, 240 comments)
  10. Theomancer (1576 points, 297 comments)
  11. Nicene_Nerd (1495 points, 258 comments)
  12. cybersaint2k (1490 points, 157 comments)
  13. JCmathetes (1417 points, 178 comments)
  14. Cledus_Snow (1381 points, 226 comments)
  15. Spurgeoniskindacool (1337 points, 143 comments)
  16. terevos2 (1333 points, 269 comments)
  17. Iowata (1298 points, 188 comments)
  18. seemedlikeagoodplan (1260 points, 197 comments)
  19. MilesBeyond250 (1190 points, 235 comments)
  20. superlewis (1158 points, 98 comments)
  21. iwillyes (1142 points, 115 comments)
  22. moby__dick (1072 points, 143 comments)
  23. OneSalientOversight (1065 points, 154 comments)
  24. fontinalis (1058 points, 140 comments)
  25. pleasantcore (1037 points, 103 comments)
  26. dashingThroughSnow12 (1020 points, 168 comments)
  27. SeredW (966 points, 153 comments)
  28. Bapticostalish (943 points, 136 comments)
  29. 11a11a2b1b2b3 (941 points, 139 comments)
  30. Average650 (841 points, 121 comments)

Top Submissions

  1. This is probably against the rules, but I am posting it anyway. by davidjricardo (527 points, 19 comments)
  2. Now who's been sabotaging my walk with Christ? by This--Is----BORIS (417 points, 40 comments)
  3. Sola Scriptura, my dudes by SadHipsterLlama (379 points, 49 comments)
  4. Can't get away. by McFrenchington (340 points, 9 comments)
  5. Babylon Bee Nails It Repeatedly by Aragorns-Wifey (322 points, 84 comments)
  6. Free for all Friday by squints1689 (319 points, 53 comments)
  7. Remember, even before you drew your first breath, before you committed your first conscious sin, Christ knew everything that you would ever do, every shortcoming, every mistake, and He still gave His Holy, Pure, and Sinless life for you, so that you could be Forgiven. by ReformedbyGrace (306 points, 21 comments)
  8. Botham Jean's brother forgives Amber Guyger, and says he wants the best for her -- which is for her to know Christ by graedus29 (303 points, 58 comments)
  9. Trying to focus on the sermon by Iowata (291 points, 12 comments)
  10. And we would’ve gotten away with it too! by da_fury_king (285 points, 62 comments)

Top Comments

  1. 234 points: mattcrumbley's comment in Union Seminary embraces Paganism
  2. 174 points: iwillyes's comment in President of Union Seminary: "For Christians for whom the physical resurrection becomes a sort of obsession, that seems to me to be a pretty wobbly faith. What if tomorrow someone found the body of Jesus still in the tomb? Would that then mean that Christianity was a lie?"
  3. 154 points: nathanweisser's comment in The lead singer of Skillet (John Cooper) responds to Josh Harris and Marty Sampson
  4. 150 points: Adnarel's comment in How would you respond to your lesbian cousin who is in a 4 year + relationship wanting to bring her girlfriend to holiday dinners?
  5. 146 points: MedianNerd's comment in Church of England Reaffirms that Sex is for married heterosexual couples only
  6. 135 points: superlewis's comment in Kanye West had a Calvinist preach at his concert today
  7. 132 points: davidjricardo's comment in Help: Struggling with Rhett (& Link's) Spiritual Deconstruction
  8. 126 points: centurion88's comment in Saw this on reddit earlier. What are yalls thoughts on this?
  9. 123 points: Citizen_O's comment in As someone who was saved out of homosexuality and the transgender movement by the Grace of God I want to say praise God, and don't let theological liberals fool you, my former people need help with prayers not social recognition or acceptance!
  10. 122 points: ClassicCurly's comment in Hulk Hogan, Theologian
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2019.09.24 18:46 MFA_Nay Updating the MFA acronym and abbreviation list

For those who didn't know, we have an acronym and abbreviation list in the sidebar and wiki.
Wiki and sidebar content is being updated on a rolling basis as always. Most of which is done by the community.
In that spirit please help us update and fill the gaps in the MFA Acronym and Abbreviation list. The list was last updated ~2 years back.
The aim for this list is to be useful for MFA as it is now. Not to have 20+ dated entries for stuff people never use anymore (sorry #darkwear) on MFA.
Please have a quick look through it before commenting. Anything which isn't really used anymore? Anything you notice which is missing you would add?

Abbreviations

  • AA American Apparel
  • A/W Autumn/Winter
  • ACNE Ambition to Create Novel Expressions
  • ACRNM Acronym
  • AE Allen Edmonds / American Eagle
  • AEO American Eagle Outfitters
  • A&F/AF Abercrombie & Fitch
  • AF1 Nike Air Force 1
  • Ann D Ann Demuelemeester
  • A.P.C. Atelier de Production et de Création
  • AVArc'teryx Veilance
  • Bape A Bathing Ape
  • BB Brooks Brothers
  • BBJ Blue Blue Japan
  • BD Button-down (collar)
  • Birks Birkenstocks
  • BOGO Supreme Box Logo / Buy One Get One Free
  • BR Banana Republic
  • C+J Crockett & Jones
  • CDB Clarks Desert Boots
  • CDG Comme des Garçons
  • CG Canadian Goose
  • Chucks Converse Chuck Taylor
  • CM Club Monaco
  • Cons Converse
  • Cop Buy/purchase
  • CP Common Projects
  • CT Charles Tyrwhitt
  • D&G Dolce & Gabanna
  • DB Double breasted
  • Docs Dr. Martens
  • Dries Dries van Noten
  • DQs Daily Questions thread
  • EB Enzo Bonafe
  • EG Engineered Garments / Edward Green
  • EHF /expensivehumanfashion
  • EK Evan Kinori
  • F/W Fall/Winter
  • FFA femalefashionadvice (our sister sub)
  • FG Falcon Garments (originated from Temple of Jawnz (Toj) but a separate brand)
  • Fit Outfit
  • Fit pic Outfit picture
  • FMF /frugalmalefashion
  • FTF From The First
  • G+G Gaziano & Girling
  • GAT German Army Trainer (Bundeswehr Sportschuhe)
  • GBV Gitman Brothers Vintage
  • GD General Discussion
  • Geos Rick Owens Geobaskets
  • GMTO Group made to order
  • GYW Goodyear welt
  • IH Iron Heart
  • IR Iron Rangers
  • JB Japan Blues
  • JC J. Crew
  • JCF J.Crew Factory
  • JCP J. C. Penney
  • JE John Elliott
  • JL John Lobb
  • KTT Kanyetothe.com
  • KW Kent Wang
  • LE Land's End
  • LLB L.L. Bean
  • LO Leg opening
  • LS Long sleeve
  • LV Louis Vitton
  • LVC Levi's Vintage Clothing
  • LVMH Louis Vuitton Moët Hennessy
  • LWB Longwing Blucher
  • MFA /malefashionadvice (you are here)
  • MFACJ /mfacirclejerk parody sub
  • mfa_irl /mfa_irl parody
  • MF /malefashion
  • MiUSA Made in USA
  • MiE Made in England
  • MM Maison Margiela
  • MMM Masion Martin Margiela (now MM)
  • MTM Made to measure
  • MTO Made to order
  • MW Men's Wearhouse
  • N(N)/NN Number (N)ine
  • N+F Naked & Famous
  • NB New Balance
  • NMWA No Man Walks Alone
  • NN Number Nine or Nonnative
  • NSP Norwegian Split Toe
  • NP Norse Projects
  • OC Opening Ceremony
  • OCBD Oxford cloth button-down
  • OL Our Legacy
  • OSB Oak Street Bootmakers
  • OTR Off the rack
  • OTP Off the peg
  • P2P/PtP Pit-to-pit
  • PBJ Pure Blue Japan
  • PTB Plain toe blucher
  • PSI Pants shoe interaction
  • Qlo Uniqlo
  • Grail short for holy grail. A coveted item.
  • /GYW goodyearwelt
  • R+B Rag & Bone
  • Rak Rakuten
  • Raf Raf Simons
  • Ramones A Rick Owens sneaker
  • RC Reigning Champ
  • RG Robert Geller
  • Rick Rick Owens
  • RL Ralph Lauren
  • RO Rick Owens
  • RT Rogue Territory
  • RTW Ready to wear
  • RW Red Wings
  • S/S Spring/Summer
  • S2S/StS Shoulder-to-shoulder
  • SCA skincareaddiction
  • SE Self Edge
  • SeF Story et Fall
  • SF StyleForum.net
  • SFB Nike Special Field Boot
  • SWB Short wing blucher
  • SI Stone Island
  • SISP Stone Island Shadow Project
  • SLP Saint Laurent Paris / Shoes Like Pottery
  • SNS S.N.S. Herning / Sneakersnstuff / socks 'n' sandals
  • SQ Simple Question rule
  • SS Stephan Schneider / Short-Sleeve
  • Stans Adidas Stan Smith
  • STF Shrink-to-fit
  • Sufu Superfuture
  • SZ Stylezeitgeist website and magazine
  • TB Thom Browne
  • TNF The North Face
  • ToJ Temple of Jawnz
  • TBC Thursday Boot Co.
  • TRR The Real Real
  • TTS True to size
  • UA Under Armour
  • UB Adidas Ultra Boosts
  • UC Undercover
  • UO Urban Outfitters
  • UU Uniqlo U / Uniqlo Undercover
  • VS Velva Sheen
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  • W+H wings+horns
  • W2C Where to cop (buy/purchase)
  • WAYWT What are you wearing today?
  • WE wicked_edge
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  • WshoeWT What shoe are you wearing today?
  • WTB Want to buy
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2019.06.11 22:45 TruthIsTreason3 👑Royal👑 Institution of Hollywood

👑Royal👑 Institution of Hollywood The royal and noble families have deep connections with Hollywood and the entertainment industry especially through marriages. Tom Cruise married Katie Holmes at the Odescalchi Castle and is a known Knight of Malta. The Odelscalchi family are Black Nobility deeply connected with the Vatican and headed up today by Prince Carlo Odescalchi. George Clooney got married in Venice at the Aman Canal Grande hotel or Palazzo Papadopoli formerly built and owned by Italian Nobility and located right next to the Palazzo Guistiniani. The Giustiniani family still exist with Baron Girolam de Massa as the head of this nobility. Tao Ruspoli is the son of Prince Alessandro Ruspoli and Tao married and divorced the actress Olivia Wilde. Prince Alessandro Ruspoli was also an actor in the movie Godfather III. The actress Jessica Chastain married the Venetian Count Gian Luca Passi di Preposulo. Rita Jenrette is a former actress and television journalist and she married Prince Nicolo Boncompagni-Ludovisi from the Vatican connected Black Nobility. Steven Spielberg and Kevin Spacey are both Knights of the British Empire. Princess Theodora of Greece and Denmark is a British-American actress and was on the show a Bold and the Beautiful for years. Arnold Schwarzenegger met with Baron Jacob Rothschild. Nicky Hilton-Rothschild is a model and she married James Rothschild of British Nobility. The rapper Jay Electronica had an affair with Kate Rothschild and she is of British Nobility. Prince Frederick Windsor is married to the actress Sophie Winkleman and she is on the show Two and a Half Men with Ashton Kutcher. Prince Harry Windsor is married to the American actress Meghan Markle. The actress Brooke Shields is a descendent of the Torlonia family of Rome through her grandmother Princess Marina Torlonia di Civitella-Cesi. The Torlonia family are a powerful banking family deeply tied with the Vatican and hold continual management positions at the Holy See. Donald Trump has worked as a television personality and his former wife Ivana Trump dated the Italian Prince Roffredo Gaetani of Black Nobility who is seen socializing with Donald Trump in photos. Don Lorenzo Borghese of Vatican Black Nobility was on the American show The Bachelor. The American actress Grace Kelly married Prince Ranier III of Monaco and was the mother of the current reigning Prince Albert II of Monaco. Prince Harry and Prince William can be seen hanging out at parties with Kanye West.
Many members of Hollywood are made idols to act as leaders of secret societies and are initiated into these groups through the Church of Scientology, or the Kabbalah Center. The Church of Scientology was founded on the occult teachings of Aleister Crowley and the Ordo Templi Orientis. The Royal Society and its superior organization the Royal Institution are secret societies or private organizations ran by British Peerage involved in the study of sciences. Prince Edward the Duke of Kent runs the Royal Institution today. The Royal Society is an older and similar group and founded based on the teachings of the scientific occultist Francis Bacon, 1st Viscount of St Alban. After the Royal Society was established they created the Royal Institution entirely ran by British royalty and nobility to act as its superior. These groups are covertly working with Silicon Valley, the Church of Scientology, and the Kabbalah Center to develop and merge occult teachings of witchcraft, alchemy, and other forms of sorcery with the electronics. Members of Silicon Valley along with DARPA have weaponized the electronics in society based on occult teachings which can hack into a persons brain and physiology. Occultists trained in hacking and using the dark web can activate these programs and target people as a form of oppression and persecution. These programs are all hidden in algorithmic code and the frequencies emitted from the electronics and the wireless frequencies are invisible to the eye.
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2019.03.17 05:52 amwoods13 The OSL Possibilities List...with Notes!

So I combed through the list looking at tour schedules for everybody and marking down when they were playing in the greater Bay Area and what their other tour dates were around OSL. All of that is listed below, but doesn't include musical artists that were suggested by other users but were not playing any of the other tracked festivals.
While the official prediction game is over, feel free to make further predictions in this thread, armed with the tour knowledge listed.
Possibilities:
Headliners:
Adele (no upcoming dates, rumored that she'll never tour again)
Billy Joel (no dates between August 8th in Denver and August 26th in Baltimore)
Bjork (no dates after May 6th-June 1st multimedia show residency in NY)
Bruce Springsteen (no upcoming dates and stated on Twitter that there would be no 2019 tour)
Cher (no dates between May 30th in Vancouver and August 21st in Vegas that is part of her Vegas residency)
Childish Gambino (no dates after June 14th in Tennessee)
Coldplay (no upcoming dates)
Daft Punk (no upcoming dates)
Depeche Mode (no dates after March 29th in Spain)
Diana Ross (no dates after July 22nd in Colorado, has Vegas residency in June)
Drake (no dates after April 26th in the Netherlands, no U.S. dates)
Eagles (no dates after July 8th in Ireland, no U.S. dates)
Eminem (no upcoming dates)
Eric Clapton (no dates after June 10th in Germany, no U.S. dates)
Foo Fighters (no dates between June 29th in Sweden and August 13th in Hungary)
Frank Ocean (no upcoming dates)
Green Day (no upcoming dates)
Guns N Roses (no upcoming dates)
Gwen Stefani (only Vegas residency dates with break between July 26th and October 11th)
Jay-Z (no dates other than Woodstock 50 weekend after OSL)
Kanye West (no upcoming dates)
Kendrick Lamar (no dates after April 7th in Chile, no U.S. dates)
Kids See Ghosts (no upcoming dates, but tour rumored)
Lady Gaga (only Vegas residency dates with break between June 15th and October 17th)
Madonna (no upcoming dates)
Maroon 5 (no dates between June 11th in France and August 31st in Curacao, no U.S. dates)
Miley Cyrus (no dates between June 30th in UK and August 16th at Woodstock 50)
Missy Elliott (no dates after July 5th in New Orleans)
Nicki Minaj (no dates after June 21st in L.A.)
Pearl Jam (no dates between July 6th in UK and September 28th in Dana Point, CA)
Phish (no dates between July 14th in Wisconsin and August 30th in Colorado)
Red Hot Chili Peppers (no dates before August 16th in Japan)
Robert Plant (no dates after July 2nd in Norway, no U.S dates)
Rod Stewart (no dates between July 13th in UK and Vegas residency beginning September 18th)
Roger Waters (no upcoming shows)
Sting (no dates between August 1st in France and August 23rd in Illinois)
The Strokes (no dates between July 21st in France and September 27th in Dana Point, CA)
Tool (no dates after July 2nd in Portugal)
Travis Scott (no dates after July 13th in Switzerland)
Twenty One Pilots (no dates between July 21st in France and August 13th in Hungary)
U2 (no upcoming shows and Bono said cryptic message at last 2018 show that they were "going away now")
7 Tracked Festivals:
King Princess (plays Fillmore April 22, no dates listed past July 28th in Detroit)
4 Tracked Festivals:
Chelsea Cutler (plays Fillmore March 22, no dates listed past April 3rd)
Clairo (plays Pitchfork in Chicago July 21st then Reading UK festival August 23rd)
Denzel Curry (plays Bill Graham Civic opening for Billie Eilish on May 29th, plays Seattle on July 19th then August 16th in Netherlands)
Easy Life (no dates after August 3rd in UK)
Playboi Carti (no dates after June 1st in NY)
Sheck Wes (playing in Montreal on August 9th or 10th)
3 Tracked Festivals
070 Shake (no dates after June 2nd in Spain)
The Band Camino (plays July 14th in Kentucky then September 7th in Tennessee)
Bazzi (no dates after June 2nd in NY)
Bob Moses (plays July 13th in Portugal then August 17th in Utah)
Brockhampton (plays July 14th in Netherlands then August 17th in Japan)
Caamp (no dates after August 2nd in Portland)
Dennis Lloyd (plays Great American Music Hall on April 11th, no dates after June 30th in Switzerland)
Gucci Mane (no dates after June 23rd in Delaware)
Hippo Campus (no dates after August 2nd in Iowa)
Hop Along (plays The Independent on April 18-19, no dates after July 12 in Kentucky)
Hozier (no dates after April 14th in Spokane)
Kacey Musgraves (plays August 2nd in Iowa then August 24th in Paso Robles, CA)
Ravyn Lenae (no dates after June 2nd in NY)
Shame (plays The New Parish in Oakland on April 23rd, no dates after July 14th in Finland)
Taylor Bennett (no dates after June 2nd in NY)
Two Feet (no dates after June 23rd in Delaware)
Unknown Mortal Orchestra (plays the Greek Theatre on April 19th, no dates past July 26th in Japan)
Walk the Moon (no dates past June 23rd in Delaware)
2 Tracked Festivals:
Alison Wonderland (plays July 21st in Paris then August 15th in Austria)
Blood Orange (no dates after June 3rd in Maryland)
Calpurnia (no dates after July 14th in Kentucky
Castlecomer (no dates after June 21st in Delaware)
Cautious Clay (no dates after June 15th in Norway)
Crooked Colours (no dates after July 21st in Washington)
Diplo (plays August 1st in Minnesota then August 23rd in Netherlands)
Ella Mai (plays The Fox in Oakland on April 23rd, no dates after May 22nd in Tennessee)
Evan Giia (no dates after July 19th in Washington)
Flora Cash (plays August Hall in SF on May 22nd as opening act, no dates after June 21st in Michigan)
Flipp Dinero (no dates after June 21st in Delaware)
Gesaffelstein (no dates after June 2nd in NY)
Gorgon City (plays the Regency Ballroom on April 17th, no dates after July 27th in UK)
Gunna (plays the Fillmore on April 7th as opening act, no dates after July 15th in Croatia
The Interrupters (plays the Regency Ballroom on March 14th, no dates after June 30th in Spain)
J.I.D. (no shows after July 28th in Michigan)
Jpegmafia (plays the Warfield on March 28th as opening act, no dates after July 21st in Chicago)
Judah and the Lion (plays July 26th in Germany, August 10th in Missouri, and August 13th in Colorado)
Khalid (plays July 6th in Canada then September 7th in Germany)
Kid Cudi (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
Kygo (no dates after July 9th in Canada)
Lauren Daigle (plays July 31st in Michigan then August 10th in Portland and August 11th in Vancouver)
Let's Eat Grandma (plays the Chapel on April 18th, plays August 8th in Italy then August 29th in UK)
Lil Mosey (no dates after May 24th in Vegas)
Lil Wayne (no dates after June 21st in Los Angeles)
The Lumineers (play July 29th in Denmark then September 21st in New Jersey)
Mansionair (no dates after June 27th in MIchigan)
Medasin (play July 19 in Washington then September 12th in Colorado)
Mura Masa (play June 9th in UK then August 22nd in UK)
Nghtmre (no dates after July 21st in Germany)
Nora en Pure (no dates after July 14th in Germany)
The Nude Party (play the Great American Music Hall on April 25th, no dates after May 10th in UK)
The Record Company (play the Ace of Spades in Sacramento on June 5th, play July 14th in Massachusetts then August 17th in Montana)
Ric Wilson (no dates after July 21st in Chicago)
Ripe (play July 14th in Massachusetts then September 21st in New Jersey)
Rubblebucket (play the Cornerstone in Berkeley on March 28th, no dates after June 22nd in Delaware)
Sales (no dates after April 27 at August Hall in SF)
Shaed (play March 15th at Rickshaw Stop in SF, no dates after June 29th in Denver)
Snakehips (no dates after July 14th in NY)
Soccer Mommy (plays the Great American Music Hall on April 17th and 18th and Bill Graham Civic as opener on October 1st, play July 21st in Chicago then September 25th in Canada)
Still Woozy (play the Catalyst in Santa Cruz, no dates after July 21st in Washington)
Sunflower Bean (play July 26-28 in UK then August 11th in Toronto)
Tank and the Bangas (no dates after June 22nd in Delaware)
Tobi Lou (no dates after June 2nd in NY)
Tyla Yaweh (no dates after June 14th in Tennessee)
Tyler the Creator (no dates after June 21st in Delaware)
U.S. Girls (no dates after July 14th in Canada)
Wallows (play the Fillmore on April 26th and 27th, no dates after July 28th in Detroit)
Yellow Days (play July 27th in Michigan then August 14-17 in Portugal)
Zhu (play Shambhala Music Fest in British Columbia same weekend as OSL)
1 Tracked Festival:
10K.Caash (no dates after May 12 in Florida)
12th Planet (play March 16th at Regency Ballroom, no dates after March 30th in Arizona)
21 Savage (no dates after May 4th in Kansas)
3lau (play March 15th at Pure Nightclub in Sunnyvale, no dates after June 23rd in Delaware)
4B (play March 30th at Bill Graham Civic as opener, no dates after July 21st in Germany)
88Glam (no dates after April 21st at Coachella)
A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie (play April 4th at The Fillmore, no dates after April 11th in Massachusetts)
Aaron Aye (no dates after May 31st in NY)
Adia Victoria (no dates between May 26th in Massachusetts and September 21st in Tennessee)
Agoria (play Dreambeach Festival in Spain August 7th to 11th, but unclear what day he may be playing on)
All Them Witches (no dates after June 22nd in Switzerland)
Amber Mark (no dates after July 19th in Chicago)
Ame (no dates after July 21st in Spain)
Andrew McMahon (play March 21st at Fox in Oakland, no dates after June 22 in Delaware)
Anna Lunoe (no shows after July 19th in Indonesia)
Anoushka Shankar (no shows after June 14th in Tennessee)
Aphex Twin (no shows between April 21st at Coachella and August 25th in Paris)
Arkells (play March 27th at Cornerstone in Berkeley, no dates after July 27th in UK)
The Artisanals (no dates after July 14th in Kentucky)
Asian Doll (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
Awolnation (no dates after June 23rd in Delaware)
BabyG (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Baby Goth (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
Bakar (no dates after May 4th in UK)
Bassnectar (no dates after July 20th in Pennsylvania)
Bblasian (no dates after July 13th in Kentucky)
Beach Fossils (no dates after May 3rd in Arizona)
Beach House (playing Bellwether Festival in Ohio on August 9th or 10th)
Beau Young Prince (play March 22nd at The Warfield as opener, no dates after March 23rd in Hollywood)
Bebe Rexha (no dates after May 19th in Alabama)
Bendigo Fletcher (no dates after July 14th in Kentucky)
Big Baby Scumbag (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
Big Red Machine (no dates after June 2nd in Spain)
Big Wild (no dates after July 21st in Washington)
Blaatina (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
Blac Youngsta (no dates after May 24th in Maryland)
BlackPink (no dates between May 28th in Spain and August 16th in Japan)
Blond:ish (no dates after July 7th in Belgium)
Bloodpop (no dates after June 23rd in Delaware)
Blueface (play March 19th at Warfield as Opener and June 28th at Ace of Spades in Sacramento, no dates after that)
Boa (no dates after April 20th in Indiana)
Bombino (play March 27th at the Independent, no dates after June 23rd at San Luis Obispo)
Bones (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Boy Pablo (no dates between July 10th in Norway and August 12th in France)
Brianna Perry (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
Bruno Mali (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
Bryce Vine (no dates after 19th in Alabama)
Buddy (play March 23rd at Harlow's in Sacramento, no dates after July 13th in UK)
Bumpin Uglies (play April 27th at Bottom of the Hill in SF, play Freakstomp Festival in Ohio same weekend as OSL, but not sure which day)
Burna Boy (play April 17th at Slim's, no dates after August 4th in Portugal)
Calypso Rose (no dates after July 13th in Slovakia)
CamelPhat (no dates between July 5th in Croatia and August 22nd in UK)
Car Seat Headrest (no dates between July 3rd in Nebraska and August 11th in L.A. as opener)
Carly Johnson (no dates after July 14th in Kentucky)
Caroline Rose (no dates between August 9th in Ohio and August 15th in Colorado)
Catfish and the Bottlemen (play March 23rd at Fox in Oakland, no dates between August 3rd in Ireland and August 12th in Hungary)
Charli XCX (no dates between July 21st in Chicago and August 22nd in UK)
Charlotte Gainsbourg (play April 15th at The Regency, no dates after July 26th in France)
Cherry Glazerr (no dates after July 14th in Tennessee)
Chief Keef (no dates after May 8th in North Carolina)
Chief Pound (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
Chon (no dates after May 4th in Georgia)
Chris Lake (no dates after May 17th in North Carolina)
CID (no dates after August 3rd in Calgary, Canada)
Cirez D (no dates after April 21st at Coachella)
City Girls (play March 19th at the Warfield as opener, no dates after July 14th in NY)
City Morgue (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
CloZee (no dates between August 3rd in Colorado and August 13th in Italy)
Coca Vango (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
Coi Leray (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
Cola Boyy (play April 18th at Rickshaw Stop in SF between Coachella weekends, no dates after June 27th in Michigan)
Comethazine (no dates between May 11th in Miami and August 23rd in UK)
Craig Brown Band (no dates after July 28th in Michigan)
CVBZ (no dates after June 27th in Michigan)
D Savage (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
DaniLeigh (no dates after July 14th in NY)
Danny Towers (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
Dashboard Confessional (no dates after June 23rd in Delaware)
Dave P (no dates after April 19th at Coachella)
Deafheaven (play March 16th at UC Theater in Berkeley, no dates between June 14th in Tennessee and August 17th in Vegas)
Deal Casino (play March 25th at Cornerstone in Berkeley, no dates after May 31st in NY)
Death Cab for Cutie (no dates between July 27th in Japan and August 11th in L.A.)
Deep Dish (no dates after May 25th in Greece)
Dessa (play May 24th at Bottlerock, no dates after June 1st in Vegas)
Deva Mahal (no dates between June 22nd in NY and August 25th in Virginia)
Dillon Francis (no dates after April 21st at Coachella)
DJ Mel (no dates after June 16th in Tennessee)
DMX (play April 21st at UC Theater in Berkeley, no dates after July 27th in Long Beach)
Dombresky (play March 22nd at 1015 Folsom in SF, no dates after June 16th in Tennessee)
Donna Missal (play March 26th at The Independent in SF, no dates after June 13th in Tennessee)
The Doozers (no dates after July 28th in Michigan)
Dorfex Bos (no dates after June 30th in Michigan)
Dr. Fresch (no dates after June 30th in Michigan)
Dragondeer (no dates after June 30th in Michigan)
Ducky (no dates after June 14th in Tennessee)
Dusky (play April 13th at The Great Northern in SF, no dates after June 25th in Albania)
dvsn (no dates after April 19th at Coachella)
Ekali (no dates between July 20th in Pennsylvania and September 12th in Colorado)
Elley Duhe (no dates after May 26th at Bottlerock)
Emily King (no dates after May 5th in NY)
Emo Nite (play March 30th at Rickshaw Stop in SF, no dates after July 26th in NY)
Eprom (no dates after July 18th in Montreal)
Eric Biddines (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
Erin Rae (no dates between July 14th in Kentucky and September 27th in SoCal)
Evan Giia (no dates after July 19th in Washington)
Faye Webster (play April 5th at Cafe du Nord in SF, no dates after June 16th in Tennessee)
Fendi P (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
First Aid Kit (no dates after July 14th in Kentucky)
FKJ (play April 10th-11th at The Warfield, no dates between July 12th in UK and August 16th in UK)
Freddie Gibbs (play May 5th at Brick & Mortar in SF, no dates after July 21st in Chicago)
The Frights (no dates after May 24th at the Catalyst in Santa Cruz)
G Herbo (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
The Garden (no dates after April 20th at Coachella)
GASHI ( no dates after July 9th in Canada)
Gat$ (no dates after May 12 in Miami)
Gojira (play July 26th at Shoreline as opener), no dates between August 8th in Nebraska and August 11th in Illinois)
Goldlink (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
Go$h (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
Goth Babe (no dates after July 28th in Michigan)
Gramatik (no dates between August 3rd in Washington and September 7th in Germany)
Grandson (play April 3rd at Slim's, no dates after May 19th in Alabama)
Great Good Fine OK (no dates after June 1st in Ohio)
Greta Van Fleet (no dates between July 13th in Spain and September 3rd in Australia)
Grizfolk (play March 21st at Fox in Oakland as opener, no dates after March 24th in San Diego)
Grlwood (no dates after July 12th in Kentucky)
Grownboitrap (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
Guapdad 4000 (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Gucci Gang (no dates after April 21st at Coachella)
Gus Dapperton (no dates after August 1st in Austria)
Guster (no dates after May 26th in Boston)
Guy Gerber (no dates after July 13th in UK)
Half Alive (no dates between June 21st in Delaware and September 13th in L.A.)
Heidi Lawden (no dates after August 3rd in UK)
Hekler (no dates after July 9th in Ontario)
H.E.R. (no dates after July 13th in UK)
Highly Suspect (no dates after July 12th in Kentucky)
The Him (no dates between May 19th in Alabama and August 17th in Austria)
Hippie Sabotage (no dates after June 19th in Colorado)
Hot Since 82 (no dates between May 27th in Michigan and August 17th in UK)
Hundredth (no dates after June 29th in Netherlands)
Hurray For the Riff Raff (no dates after April 27th in New Orleans)
HYUKOH (no dates after July 14th in UK)
Ibeyi (no dates after July 26th in France)
Ice Billion Berg (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Iceage (play April 23rd at the New Parish, no dates after May 7th in Chicago
Idris Elba (no dates after April 20th at Coachella)
Iglooghost (no dates after May 31st in Spain)
Ilovemakonnen (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Indigochildrick (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
Israel Nash (no dates between July 13th in Kentucky and August 24th in New Hampshire)
J Balvin (no dates between July 23rd in Spain and August 16th in Mexico)
Jade Bird (play June 8th at Greek Theater as opener, no dates between August 4th in Iowa and August 23rd in UK)
Jade Cicada (no dates after June 14th in Tennessee)
Jaden Smith (no dates after April 28th in Virginia)
Jambinai (no dates after June 8th in Portugal)
Jan Blomqvist (no dates after July 13th in Germany)
Javiera Mena (no dates after May 17th in Spain)
Jauz (no dates between August 5th in Toronto and August 10th in Vegas and August 11th in Phoenix)
Jaydayoungan (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Jeremy Zucker (no dates between June 1st in Cincinnati and August 22nd in UK)
Jesse Royal (no dates after May 26th in Monterey)
Jim James (no dates after July 7th in Quincy, CA)
Jonas Blue (no dates between July 21st in France and August 24th in UK)
Jony J (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
Joywave (no dates after June 22nd in Delaware)
Jukebox the Ghost (no dates after June 2nd in Ohio)
Justin Jay (no dates after May 19th in Alabama)
Kash Doll (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Kevin Gates (no dates after July 31st in Virginia)
The Kid Laroi (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Kid Quill (no dates after June 30th in Michigan)
Kid Trunks (no dates after May 31st in Belgium)
Killumantii (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Killy (no dates after July 11th in Netherlands)
Kilo Kish (play March 23rd at Regency Ballroom, no dates after May 26th in Boston)
King Henry (no dates after June 23rd in Delaware)
KirbLaGoop (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
The Knocks (no dates after June 29th in Denver)
Knower (no dates after June 27th in Michigan)
Kodak Black (play March 23rd at The Warfield, no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Kolsch (no dates between July 14th in Belgium and August 17th in Netherlands)
Lancey Foux (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
Las Cafeteras (no dates after August 3rd in L.A.)
Las Robertas (no dates after April 19th at Coachella)
Lauren Lane (no dates after April 19th at Coachella)
Lee Burridge (no dates after June 8th in Netherlands)
Leebrian (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Leikeli47 (play April 16th at the New Parish in Oakland, no dates after July 11th in Ottawa)
Lettuce (play March 21-24 at SF Jazz Center, play Telluride Jazz Fest in Colorado on August 9th, 10th ,or 11th)
Lightskinkeisha (no shows after May 11th in Miami)
Lil Baby (play March 18 at Fox in Oakland and March 19 at Warfield, no dates between July 14th in NY and August 22nd in UK)
Lil Berete (no dates after May 18th in Montreal)
Lil Dicky (no dates after June 16th in Tennessee)
Lil Duke (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Lil Durk (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
Lil Gotit (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
Lil Keed (play April 7th at Fillmore as opener, no dates after May 16th in Atlanta)
Lil Pump (play April 26th at Warfield, play August 9th or 10th in Montreal)
Lil Skies (play April 26th at Warfield, no dates after July 7th in UK)
Lil Tjay (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
Lil Uzi Vert (no dates between July 20th in Spain and August 22nd in UK)
Lil Yachty (no dates after July 6th in Vancouver)
Lily Allen (no dates after June 16th in UK)
Liquid Stranger (play March 15th at Slim's, no dates after June 13th in Tennessee)
Lolo Zouai (play May 14th at Rickshaw Stop in SF, no dates after July 14th in NY)
The Lonely Island (no dates after June 29th in Minnesota)
Los Tucanes de Tijuana (no dates after June 13th in Mexico)
Lostboycrow (no dates after June 23rd in Delaware)
Loud Luxury (no dates between August 2nd in Vegas and August 22nd in UK)
Lucius (play April 25th at Great American Music Hall and September 21st & 22nd at Greek as opener, no dates between August 4th in Oregon and Greek gigs)
Lykke Li (no dates after July 13th in UK)
Madeintyo (no dates after July 13 in Germany)
Magic City Hippies (play May 25th at Bottlerock, no dates after July 28th in Pennsylvania)
Magic Giant (no dates between June 23rd in Delaware and September 26th in Mendocino)
The Main Squeeze (no dates after August 3rd in Colorado)
Maliibu MItch (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
Manu Crooks (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Maren Morris (play March 26th at The Masonic, no dates between August 8th in Canada and August 16th in New Zealand)
The Marias (no dates after July 13th in Kentucky)
Matt Ox (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
MAX (no dates after June 22nd in Delaware)
Megan Thee Stallion (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
Melii (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
MEMBA (no dates after August 4th in Colorado)
Members Only (no dates after May 31st in Belgium)
Men I Trust (no dates after July 21st in Michigan)
Mersiv (no dates after July 18th in Pennsylvania)
The Messenger Birds (no dates after July 27th in Detroit)
The Messthetics (play April 22nd at The Chapel in SF, no dates after June 26th in Vancouver)
Migos (no dates after July 21st in France)
Miles Kane (no dates between July 28th in UK and August 30th in Ireland)
MKUltra (no dates after June 2nd in NY)
MO (no dates after July 21st in UK)
Mo Lowda and the Humble (play August 9th, 10th,and 17th in Colorado)
Monsieur Perine (no dates after June 14th in Tennessee)
Moon Boots (no dates after June 23rd in Albania)
Moon Taxi (no dates between July 20th in Maine and September 7th in Tennessee)
Morgxn (no dates after July 27th in Houston)
Mr Eazi (play April 21st at the Regency Ballroom, no dates between June 30th in the Netherlands and November 13th in UK)
Mt. Joy (play March 30th at the Fillmore, no dates between April 7th in San Diego and September 27th in Dana Point, CA)
Mulatto (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
Naeem (no dates after May 24th in Boston)
Nahko and Medicine for the People (play May 26th in Monterey, no dates between August 6th in Montana and August 25th in Virginia)
Naked Giants (play May 24th at The Catalyst in Santa Cruz, no dates after July 13th in the Netherlands)
NAS (no dates after July 14th in Virginia)
Nate Dae (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Nessly (no dates after May 24th in Georgia)
Nic Fanciulli (no dates after July 7th in Italy)
NIcole Moudaber (play April 6th at The Midway in SF, plays August 9th or 10th in Montreal)
Njomza (no dates after May 31st in NY)
Nocturnal Sunshine (no dates after April 21st at Coachella)
Nombe (no dates after June 23rd in Delaware)
Ocho Ojos (no dates after April 21st at Coachella and October 10th at Joshua Tree)
Ookay (play August 10th in Vegas, not playing anywhere August 9th or 11th)
The Orphan The Poet (no dates after June 23rd in Delaware)
Otown Marco (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Pardison Fontaine (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
Parquet Courts (no dates between July 21st in Chicago and August 29th in UK)
Party Pupils (play March 28th at 1015 Folsom in SF, no dates after July 6th in Hollywood)
Patrice Baumel (play August 9th, 10th, or 11th at We Can Dance festival in Belgium)
Peach Pit (no dates after July 21st in Washington)
Penny & Sparrow (play June 28th at the Fox Theater in Oakland as opener, no dates between July 14th in Kentucky and September 7th in Tennessee)
Perfume (play April 17th at Civic in San Jose, no dates after April 21st at Coachella)
Phosphorescent (no dates between June 22nd in Delaware and September 21st in Tennessee)
Phresher (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
PJ Morton (no dates after July 13th in Kentucky)
PLS&TY (no dates after June 27th in Michigan)
PNB Rock (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
Polo and Pan (no dates between June 28th in France and August 24th in France)
Polo G (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Princess Nokia (no dates between July 13th in Spain and September 7th in Germany)
Pusha T (no dates after July 21st in Chicago)
Quando Rondo (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
Queen Key (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
Rackz God (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Rae Sremmurd (no dates after July 19th in Indonesia)
Rakeem Miles (no dates after July 22nd in Delaware)
Rat Boy (no dates after July 28th in UK)
Razorbumps (no dates after April 21st at Coachella)
The Red Clay Strays (no dates after May 17th in Alabama)
The Red Pears (no dates after April 20th at Coachella)
Rich the Kid (play March 30th at the Warfield, no dates after July 13th in Germany)
Richy Samo (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
Rick Ross (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
Rico Nasty (no dates after June 2nd in Spain)
Rival Sons (play May 7th at The Fillmore, no dates after August 1st in Norway)
RL Grime (no dates after July 19th in Seattle)
Rob Markman (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Robb Banks (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
Rod Wave (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
Rosalia (no dates after July 11th in Spain)
Ross From Friends (play April 21st at The Independent in SF, no dates after July 21st in Germany)
Ruen Brothers (no dates after July 14th in Kentucky)
Ruston Kelly (no dates between August 4th in Iowa and November 11th in Dominican Replublic)
SAINt JHN (no dates between July 13th in Germany and August 22nd in UK)
Saweetie (no dates after July 26th in Nebraska)
serpentwithfeet (no dates between April 21st at Coachella and August 29th in UK)
Shallou (play April 26th at The Catalyst in Santa Cruz, no dates after July 21st in Seattle)
Shlump (play March 16th at the Regency Ballroom, no dates after August 4th in Calgary)
Shoreline Mafia (no dates after May 24th in Albuquerque)
Sidney Gish (no dates after June 14th in UK)
Siena Liggins (no dates after July 27th in Detroit)
Sir (no dates after April 21st at Coachella)
Ski Mask the Slump God (play April 30th at Bill Graham Civic, no dates after July 7th in UK)
Slenderbodies (no dates after May 19th in Houston)
Smino (play April 9th at the Fillmore and April 14th at the Regency Ballroom, no dates after May 9 in Boston)
SNBRN (play March 23rd at August Hall in SF, no dates after June 30 in Michigan)
Social House (play May 2nd at SAP Center as opener and May 3rd at Golden One Center as opener, no dates after July 13th in Utah)
SoDown (no dates after August 2nd in Washington)
Soja (play June 19th at Mountain Winery in Saratoga as opener, no dates after July 21st in North Carolina)
Sophie (no dates after June 8th in Portugal)
Soulja Boy (no dates after June 25th in Chicago)
Soulection (no dates after May 13th in Bakersfield)
Space Jam the Pilot (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Space Jesus (play April 5th at the UC Theater in Berkeley, no dates after July 22nd in Montreal)
Spaceghostpurrp (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Spazz Cardigan (no dates after July 12th in Kentucky)
Spencer Ludwig (no dates after June 28th in NY)
Splash Zanotti (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
Splurge (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
Steady Holiday (no dates after April 20th at Coachella)
$uicideboy$ (no dates after July 21st in France)
Sunsquabi (no dates after August 2nd in Colorado)
Suzi Wu (no dates after June 1st in NY)
Sweater Beats (no dates after June 21st in Delaware)
Sylvan Lacue (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
SZA (no dates after June 2nd in NY)
Tale of Us (play April 19th at 1015 Folsom club in SF, no dates between July 14th in Belgium and August 17th in the Netherlands)
Tara Brooks (no dates after April 21st at Coachella)
Tee Grizzley (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
ThouxanbanFauni (play March 29th at the Complex in Oakland, no dates after May 12th in Miami)
Thumpasaurus (no dates after June 27th in Michigan)
Tierra Whack (no dates after June 27th in Michigan)
Tiny Moving Parts (no dates after June 28th in Michigan)
Tokimonsta (no dates after July 18th in UK)
Tokyo Jetz (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
Tomasa Del Real (no dates after April 21st at Coachella)
Trampled by Turtles (play August 10th in Washington, not playing August 9th or 11th anywhere)
Trippee Redd (no dates after July 13th in Germany)
Tund3 (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
Turnover (play April 23rd at the Regency Ballroom, no dates after June 1st in Japan)
Two Friends (no dates after June 15th in Washington)
T.Y. (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
Ty Dolla $ign (no dates after June 1st in NY)
Ty Segall (no dates after April 21st at Coachella)
Tyga (no dates after July 12th in Germany)
Tyler Childers (no dates between August 4th in Oregon and August 24th in the Netherlands)
Unotheactivist (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Valee (no dates after July 19th in Chicago)
Vince Staples (play March 29th at Fox Theater in Oakland, no dates after July 7th in Ireland)
VHS Collection (no dates after June 23rd in Delaware)
Virgil Abloh (no dates after June 29th in Vegas)
The Voidz (no dates after July 13th in Spain)
Waax (no dates after July 19th in Seattle)
Waka Flocka Flame (no dates after May 18th in Montreal)
Walker & Royce (no dates after June 15th in Washington)
Warhol.ss (play March 29th at The Complex in Oakland, no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Whipped Cream (play August 9th or 10th in Montreal)
White Reaper (no dates between June 29th in Kentucky and August 23rd in UK)
Wifisfuneral (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Wiz Khalifa (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
The Wood Brothers (no dates between August 3rd in Iowa and August 16th in Montana)
X Ambassadors (no dates after July 6th in Canada)
Yaeji (no dates after July 13th in Spain)
YBN Cordae (no dates after May 26th in Minnesota)
YBS Skola (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Yella Beezy (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
YNW Melly (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Yoke Lore (play Bottlerock in May, no dates after June 22nd in Delaware)
Young Fathers (no dates after May 26th in Boston)
Young M.A. (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
Young Nudy (no dates after May 23rd in L.A.)
Young Thug (no dates after July 7th in France)
Youngboy Never Broke Again (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
Yung Baby Tate (play April 14-15th at the Catalyst in Santa Cruz as opener, no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Yung Bae (play April 17th at SJSU Events Center, no dates after August 2nd in Washington)
Yung Bans (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
Yung Bleu (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
Yung Simmie (no dates after May 12th in Miami)
Yungeen Ace (no dates after May 11th in Miami)
Ziggy Alberts (no dates after July 11th in Montreal)
Zoey Dollaz (no dates after May 10th in Miami)
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2019.03.11 02:50 mjpist Miami Music Week 2019 Event Schedule - Sat-Sun [UPDATED]

The Specials and Mon-Wed megathread is here.
The Thurs-Fri megathread is here.

This list is currently up to date. I'm keeping this updated daily with new information. Please note that I live in Japan, so I will be updating this list in the evenings, Miami-time. If you know anything I don't, please DM me or comment below!

[Last Update: 03.19.2019 01:41]

SATURDAY MARCH 30
>Ultra Music Festival With Martin Garrix, Armin Van Buuren, Zedd, Carl Cox B2B TBA, Deadmau5, Richie Hawtin, Tchami, NGHTMRE and SLANDER pres. Gud Vibrations, NGHTMRE and Big Gigantic pres. Gigantic NGHTMRE, Solardo B2B Camelphat, Cheat Codes, Jamie Jones B2B Joseph Capriati // Dubfire B3B Nicole Moudaber B3B Paco Osuna, The Martinez Brothers // Griz, Illenium // 3LAU, ANNA, Bonnie x Clyde, Borgeous, Cash Cash, Christoph, Elephante, G Jones, Getter, Hector, Hot Since 82, K?D, Le Fleur, Louis Futon, Marcel Dettman, Matador, Monstergetdown, Mykris, Phantoms, Pleasurekraft, Popof, Salvatore Ganacci, Spencer Brown, Spor, Thugfucker, Tommie Sunshine // Alex Zinn, Antz, Callie Reiff, Eric Powell, Fabio Neural, J Worra, Jean Marie, Jay Robinson, Kevu, Rinzen, Tinlicker // Takshak, Christopher james, Josh Wetherington, Metaphysical B2B Motoe Haus, Jimmie Page, Richard Fraioli, Kanye & Sanchez, Motion & Sky, Bebe Breaks. Noon-2 a.m. Saturday, March 30, Virginia Key Beach Park 4020 Virginia Beach Dr, Miami. 18+. Tickets cost $399.95-$1499.95 via ultramusicfestival.com
>David Guetta With David Guetta, Tom Staar, and Brooks. 11 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at LIV, 4441 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $100 via tixr.com. Tables available.
>Get Lost Miami 14th Session With Adeline, Ae:ther (live), Alex Kennon, Atish, Audiofly, AVIDUS, Bedouin, Behrouz, Black Motion (live), Bontan, Brina Knauss, Butch, Cassy, Chris Liebing, Claude VonStroke, Damian Lazarus, DAVI (live), Davide Squillace, Denney, Dennis Ferrer, DESERT HEARTS (Mikey Lion / Lee Reynolds / Marbs), Diplo, DJ Sneak, DJ Tennis, DJ Three, Doc Martin, Doorly, Emanuel Satie, Felix Da Housecat, Francesca Lombardo, Gorgon City, Guti (live), Guy Gerber, Heidi Lawden, Joeski, Jonas Rathsman, Jonny White, jozif, Kenny Glasgow, Magit Cacoon, MK, Moscoman, Pirupa, Raw District, Riva Starr, Serge Devant, Shaun Reeves, SIS, Soul Clap, Tiga, and wAFF. More TBA. 5 p.m.-5 a.m. Saturday, March 30 Location TBA, Miami. Ages TBA. Tickets cost $120-$200 via residentadvisor.net
>Diplo & Friends With Diplo, AM75, and Zeus. More TBA. 10 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at E11EVEN, 29 NE 11th St, Miami. 21+. Tickets cost $150-$250 via tixr.com. Tables available.
>Elrow: El Bowsque Encantado With Claptone, Detlef B2B latmun B2B Nathan Barato, Eddy M B2B Bastian Bux, Patrick Topping B2B TBA, TBA B2B Dosem, and wAFF B2B De La Swing. More TBA. 10 p.m.-7 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at Mana Wynwood, 318 NW 23rd St, Miami. 18+. Tickets cost $60-$85 via tixr.com
>Claptone pres. The Masquerade With Claptone, Dennis Ferrer, Weiss, Franky Rizardo, Mat.Joe, and Dan Black. Noon-11 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at Kimpton EPIC Hotel, 270 Biscayne Boulevard Way, Miami . 21+. Tickets cost $40 via eventbrite.com
>No Sugar Added 10 Year Anniversary With Kaskade, Audien, Benni Benassi, Deorro, Kayzo, Born Dirty, and CID. 10 p.m.-5 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at RC Cola Plant, 550 NW 24th St, Miami. 18+. Tickets cost $40-$75 via tixr.com
>Heavyweight pres. Hell With Carnage, Gravedgr, Sludge, and Gommi. More TBA. 10 p.m. Saturday, March 30, C&L Warehouse, 2400 NW 5th Ave, Miami. 18+. Tickets cost $40 via tixr.com
>Black Coffee With Black Coffee and Themba. 11 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at Story, 136 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 21+ Tickets cost $60 via tixr.com. Tables available.
>Bite This Label Showcase With Jauz, Holy Goof, Redlight, Ryan Collins, and Kyle Walker. More TBA. 10 p.m.-5 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at 1306 Miami, 1306 N Miami Ave, Miami. 21+. Tickets cost $20 via eventbrite.com
>Major Lazer With Major Lazer, Anna Lunoe, Ape Drums, Born Dirty, JSTJR, Redlight, Soflojook, Tony Quattro, and What So Not. Noon-11 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at Hyde Beach, 1701 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $200 via tixr.com. Tables available.
>Chus + Ceballos pres. Stereo Miami With Chus & Ceballos B2B Rafa Barrios, Steve Lawler B2B Matthias Tanzmann, Dennis Cruz B2B Hector Couto, and Oscar L B2B Cocodrills. 10 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at F 55 NE 24th St., Miami. 21+. Tickets cost $25-$35 via electrostub.com
>Sander van Doorn pres. 15 Years of Identity With Sander van Doorn, Sander van Doorn pres. Purple Haze, Benny Benassi, Yves V, Asco, Bottai, David Tort, and Robert Falcon. More TBA. Noon-11 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at The Nautilus Hotel, 1825 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $30 via tixr.com. Tables available.
>Green Velvet pres. La La Land With Green Velvet and Claude VonStroke pres. GET REAL, Green Velvet, Gorgon City, Patrick Topping, Sonny Fodera B2B DOM DOLLA, Layton Giordani, Prok & Fitch, Doorly, Mihalis Safras, and Eskuche. More TBA. Noon-11 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at Delano Beach Club, 1685 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $80 via residentadvisor.net
>Vagabundos Pool With Luciano, Erick Morillo, Yaya, and Guti. More TBA. Noon-11 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at Kimpton Surfcomber Hotel, 1717 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $30-$45 via miamimusicpartners.com. Tables available.
>Wake Your Mind Miami With Cosmic Gate, Grum, Veniice B2B Baylienz, and Omair. 11 p.m.-4 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at W Miami, 485 Brickell Ave, Miami. 21+. Tickets cost $30 via eventbrite.com. Tables and cabanas available.
>Fools Gold Miami With A-Trak, Todd Terry, Weiss, Soul Clap, Mele, Madeaux, Jesse Marco, and Michelle Leshem. 11 p.m.- 5 a.m. Sunday, March 31 at 1-800-LUCKY, 143 NW 23rd St, Miami. 18+. Tickets cost free-$10 via eventbrite.com
Rapture Festival Lineup TBA. Noon Friday, March 29 - 7 p.m. Saturday, March 30, Location TBA. All Ages. TICKETS CURRENTLY OFF SALE via residentadvisor.net
No Sugar Added 10th Anniversary Pool Party Lineup TBA. Noon-11 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at The Sagamore Hotel, 1671 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $60-$175 via tixr.com
Sunshine State of Bass With Frank Acosta and Jackal & Hyde. More TBA. Noon-midnight Saturday, March 30 at Blackbird Ordinary, 729 Southwest 1st Ave., Miami. Ages TBA. Tickets cost $30 via eventbrite.com
Sol Sets With Chay, Greco, Hunter Reid B2B E.R.N.E.S.T.O, John Sumit B2B Kyle Walker, Julian Gray, Julian M, Lyndon UY, MASF, Matt Enos B2B Enrique Negron, Monterrey B2B Valderi, Pinto, Raydah, Sonya Alvarez, Taetro, and Too Heavy Crew. More TBA. Noon-2 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at The Cape, 150 20th St, Miami Beach. 18+. Tickets cost $5 via eventbrite.com
Dada Life pres. The Magnificent Rave Spa With Dada Life, Black Caviar, Dave Sol, Felix Cartal, Jack Beats, Nitti Gritti, Riggi & Piros, and Tails. More TBA. 1 p.m.-11 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at The Shore Club, 1901 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $35-$45 via eventbrite.com
A Change of Pace With CODES B2B Treasure Fingers, Golf Clap, Jesse Perez, Kill Frenzy, Devon James, Espinal & Nova, JC Hanna, Joe Pompeo, Love & Logic, Ricky Survive, and Will OB. 1 p.m.-10 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at The Clevelander Hotel, 1020 Ocean Dr, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $5 via residentadvisor.net
Bingo Players pres. Bingo Beach With Bingo Players, Ben Nicky, Chucky, Goshfather, Shaun Frank, and Zookeper. More TBA. 1 p.m.-10 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at W Miami, 485 Brickell Ave, Miami. 21+. Tickets cost $20-$25 via eventbrite.com. Cabanas and tables available.
Aqua Beats Rooftop Pool Party With Robbie Rivera, David Tort, Chizzle, Chris Valencia, Felva, Malone, Markem, ODK, and Ray Costa. 1 p.m.-10 p.m. Friday, March 29, W Miami, 485 Brickell Ave, Miami. Tickets cost $10-$15 via eventbrite.com. Tables and cabanas available.
Basica and Go Deeva Ibiza With Simone Vitullo, Dario D'Attis, Piem, Antonio Pica, David Aurel, Chris Garcia, DJ Oliver, Monoky, Brett Rubin, Brando, Bianca, Moses Moiseos, The Frenchies, Frank Terry, and Ramon Rive. 1 p.m.-4 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at Oceans Ten, 960 Ocean Dr, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost free-$20.
Armada Invites With Arty, Morgan Page, Rodg, GoldFish, Sultan + Shepard, Sevenn, and Zack Martino. More TBA. 2 p.m.-11 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at The National Hotel, 1677 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $45-$55 via electrostub.com
Oliver Dollar pres. Industry Standard With Oliver Dollar, Riva Starr, Harry Romero, Junior Sanchez, Gene Farris, and Ben Finx & Lebaron. 2 p.m.-10 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at Dream, 1111 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $0.69 via residentadvisor.net
Baccanali Ibiza Sunset Session With Aldo Haydar, Bryan Peroni, Crazibiza, Dave Hang, Gabry Venus, Nausica, Victor Perez, and Monika Kiss. 2 p.m.-8 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at Atton Brickell, 1500 SW 1st Ave, Miami. Ages TBA. Tickets cost $15 via eventbrite.com
Faith Lift Party Invades Miami With Logan's Run and Beargazer. More TBA. 2 p.m.-10 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at The Catalina, 1732 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 18+. Free event. More info via miamimusicweek.com
From Miami With Love With J Paul Getto, Hatiras, Vincent Caira, Jarred Gallo, Marshall Jones, Nugz, and Dan K. More TBA. 2 p.m.-10 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at The Catalina, 1732 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 18+. Free event. More info via miamimusicweek.com
Anjunadeep Open Air Miami With Ben Bohmer (live), Dom Donnelly, James Grant & Jody Wisternoff, Luttrell, and Oona Dahl. 2 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at MAPS Backlot, 342 NW 24th St, Miami. Ages TBA. Tickets cost $60 via seetickets.us
Vaporized Records With Habb.. 3 p.m.-11 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at Red Bar Lounge, 1732 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 21+. Free event. More info via residentadvisor.net
Deadcenter House Party With Two Tails, Johnny 2 Shots, Casmalia, DJ DYD, and K-Dubz. 3 p.m.-9 p.m. Saturday, March 30. Location TBA. 21+. Free with RSVP via eventbrite.com
Magnetic Grooves 10 Year Anniversary Cruise - The Soundgarden With Hernan Cattaneo B2B Nick Warren, Doc Martin, Eelke Kleijn, Cassy B2B DJ Sneak, Atish, and Tara Brooks B2B Holmar. More TBA. 3 p.m.-9 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at Biscayne Lady Yacht, 401 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. 21+. Tickets cost $160 at residentadvisor.net
Incorrect Yacht Party With Anthony Attalla, Huxley, and Pirate Copy. 6 p.m.-midnight Saturday, March 30 at Bayride Yacht, 401 Biscayne Blvd, Miami. 21+. Tickets cost $100-$180 via residentadvisor.net. Tables available.
Junior Sanchez -n- Friends With Junior Sanchez, Todd Terry, Harry Romero, Kaz James, Demuir, Blaqwell, Alexandra Richards, Alyx Ander, Roland Clark, Carlos Curmi, Pinto, and Who D?s. 6 p.m.-2 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at 1 Hotel Rooftop, 2341 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Free.
Breaks Yo! With DJ Icey, The Freestylers, Keith Mackenzie, E.R.N.E.S.T.O., Merlyn, JimTheGenius, Bebe, Rob Analyze, DB Cooper, Robotic, Skitch, Dozier, Rich D, Medley, Lady T, Sum 1, DWhite, Cyborg Sanchez, Master Feathers, Firecat 451, and Mic E.P. 8 p.m.-5 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at Kill Your Idol, 222 Española Way, Miami Beach. Ages TBA. Tickets cost $20 via eventbrite.com
Ignition With ALX, Kaiser Souzai, DJSeanEBoy, JD Powell, Luis Miranda, and TekNoize. 9 p.m.-2 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at Drinkhouse Fire & Ice Bar, 1672 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $10 via eventbrite.com
Salted Music Miami With Miguel Migs, Mr. V, Fred Everything, Dutchican Soul, and Lisa Shaw. 9 p.m.-3 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at The Langford Hotel, 121 SE 1 St, Miami. 21+. Tickets cost $20 via residentadvisor.net
Ardy Party With Ardalan, Justin Martin, Mija, and Soul Clap. More TBA. 9 p.m.-5 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at SQL Miami, 30 NE 14th St., Miami. 18+. Tickets cost $20 via ticketweb.com
Moksi & Friends With Moksi. More TBA. 10 p.m.-4 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at Red Room, 1901 Collins Ave, Miami. 21+. Tickets cost $20 via eventbrite.com
Sian pres. Octopus With Sian, Sacha Robotti, Melé, Juheun, and Michelle Sparks. More TBA. 10 p.m.-8 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at Factory, 55 NE 24th St , Miami. Tickets cost $20-$30 via residentadvisor.net
Dance.Here.Now. With DJ Three, Doc Martin, Holmar, Thugfucker, and Cristian Arango. 10 p.m.-4 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at No.3 Social Roof Bar & Lounge, 50 NW 24th St. 21+. Tickets cost $20 via residentadvisor.net
Porter Robinson pres. Virtual Self With Porter Robinson pres. Virtual Self and Boys Noize. More TBA. 10 p.m.-4 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at Soho Studios, 2136 NW 1st Ave, Miami. 18+. Tickets cost $35 via seetickets.us
DJ Harvey All Night Long With DJ Harvey. 10 p.m.-5 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at Electric Pickle, 2826 N. Miami Ave, Miami. 21+. Tickets SOLD OUT. More info via residentadvisor.net
Sogood Beach With George Acosta, Lavelle Dupree, Exodus, Titus1, Alexander Orue, Edgar, DJ Masc, Freshcobar, Ginsong, and Pable Lopera. 10 p.m.-5 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at The Clevelander Hotel, 1020 Ocean Dr, Miami Beach. 21+. Ticket outlet TBA via facebook.com
Simon Patterson pres. Open Up With Simon Patterson and Mark Sixma. 10 p.m.-5 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at Barter Wynwood, 255 NW 27th Ter., Miami. 21+ Tickets cost $20 via eventbrite.com. Tables available.
House Arrest With Black Caviar, Cazzette, Dustycloud, Kream, Kryder, Thomas Gold, and Jan Rose. 10 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at Factory, 55 NE 24th St, Miami. Tickets cost $25-$35 via electrostub.com
House Techno Freqz With Todd Terry, Alexander Technique, Kameo, Leuroy, ZW, and Kid Kiddo. 10 p.m.-5 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at Racket, 150 Northwest 24th Street, Miami. 21+. Free w/ RSVP. More info via eventbrite.com
Black Book Records With Chris Lake, Eli Brown B2B Noizu, Prok Fitch, and Vnssa. More TBA. 10 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at Treehouse, 323 23rd St., Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $45 via ticketweb.com
House Deluxe With Darin Epsilon, Aldo Havdar, Bryan Peroni, and Victor Perez. 10 p.m.-5 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at Blume Nightclub, 1421 South Miami Ave, Miami. 21+. Tickets cost $20 via ticketweb.com
OVUM 25th Anniversary With Josh Wink, Marcel Dettmann, Anja Schneider, and Truncate. 10 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at Trade, 1439 Washington Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $35 via residentadvisor.net
Do Not Sit On Miami Music Week With Atish, Powel, Squire, Rowee, and Alice Iguchi . 10 p.m.-7 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at Do Not Sit on the Furniture, 423 16th St., Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $20 via residentadvisor.net
Fehrplay pres. Mood of Mind Miami With Fehrplay. More TBA. 10 p.m.-5 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at Aftermarket Miami, 168 SE 1st St, Miami. 21+. Tickets cost free-$20 via eventbrite.com. Tables available.
Junkie Kid pres. Harsh Records With Junkie Kid. More TBA. 10 p.m.-2:30 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at The Hangar, 60 NE 11th St, Miami. 18+. Tickets cost $20 via eventbrite.com. Tables available.
The Originals With Clark Kent, Stretch Armstrong, D-Nice, Tony Touch, Rich Medina, Brenmar, and Felva. More TBA. 10 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at Basement, 2901 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $150 via tixr.com. Tables available.
Guy Gerber With Guy Gerber and Birds of Mind. 11 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at Wall, 2201 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. Tickets cost $40 via tablelist.com. Tables available.
Space Invaders pres. With Maceo Plex, Tale of Us, Joris Voorn, Chris Liebing, Magdalena, Danny Daze, DJ Tennis, matrixxman, Phoenecia (live), Anshaw Black, Sister System, Dammy Dee, Daniel Bell, Afuken, Tiga, Yotto, and Andhim. 11 p.m.-3 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at Space, 34 N 11th St., Miami. Tickets cost $20-$60 via residentadvisor.net
Perlon Night With Sammy Dee, Daniel Bell, and Akufen. 11 p.m.-5 a.m. Saturday, March 30 at Floyd, 34 NE 11th St, Miami. 21+. Ticket price and on-sale date TBA.
Robbie Rivera B2B David Tort With Robbie Rivera B2B David Tort. 11 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at Centro Wynwood, 299 W 23rd St, Miami. Ages TBA. More info TBA.
Good Morning Miami (AFTERHOURS) With Adin, Alain Lopez, Bacatme, Leyva, and Maj. 2:30 a.m.-10 a.m. Friday (night), March 29 at The Hangar, 60 NE 11th St, Miami. 18+. Tickets cost $20 via eventbrite.com. Tables available.
SUNDAY MARCH 31
>Ultra Music Festival With Armin Van Buuren, David Guetta, Afrojack, Oliver Heldens, Lost Frequencies, Eric Prydz, The Chainsmokers, Vini Vici, Vini Vici B2B Infected Mushroom, Jeffrey Sutorius, Carl Cox, Deadmau5 pres. TESTPILOT, Adam Beyer, Markus Schulz, Julian Jordan B2B Brooks, Sunnery James & Ryan Marciano, Cosmic Gate, Charlotte De Witte // Maceo Plex, REZZ, Sasha John Digweed, Tale of Us, Zeds Dead // Anja Schneider, Archie Hamilton B2B Enzo Siragusa, Technasia B2B Carlo Lio, Deborah De Luca, Dennis Cruz, Ghastly, James Zabelia, Jonas Blue, Joris Voorn, Josh Wink, Junior Sanchez, Kayzo, Kryoman, Lost Kings, M.A.N.D.Y., Matisse & Sadko, Party Favor, Peekaboo, Richy Ahmed, Space Jesus, Svdden Death, TV Noise, Whipped Cream, Young Bombs // Cazztek, Dubvision B2B Raiden, Elio Riso, Fatum, Justin Mylo, Rod B B2B Riotgear, Ruben de Ronde, and Van Duo // Metaphysical, X-Con, Juno, Wyzzard, Jason Daniel, Ideal B2B Angemi, Esrever, Trill Bill B2B N.Y.S. and 7 Grams. More TBA. Noon-2 a.m. Sunday, March 31, Virginia Key Beach Park 4020 Virginia Beach Dr, Miami. 18+. Tickets cost $399.95-$1499.95 via ultramusicfestival.com
>Spinnin' Deep With Vintage Culture, Blonde, Chocolate Puma, EDX, Kryder, and Malone. Noon-11 p.m. Sunday, March 31 at The Nautilus Hotel, 1825 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $30-$40 via tixr.com. Tables available.
>Carl Cox pres. His Disco Funk & Soul Party With Carl Cox and Eric Powell. 10 p.m. Sunday, March 31 at Basement, 2901 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $150 via tixr.com. Tables available.
>Future Sound of Egypt Miami With Aly & Fila, Aly & Fila B2B Paul Thomas (UV set), Gabriel & Dresden, Solarstone, John 00 Fleming, Paul Thomas, Roger Shah, Fehrplay, Stan Kolev B2B Stan Caspi, Monoverse, Omar Sharif, Mir Omar, Kristina Sky, Andretta, Juan Pablo Torrez, and Luccio. 6 p.m.-5 a.m. Sunday, March 31 at Treehouse, 323 23rd St., Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $30-$40 via eventbrite.com
>Confessions Closing Party With Tchami, Malaa, Wax Motif and Dombresky. More TBA. 10 p.m.-6 a.m. Sunday, March 31 at 3100 Wynwood, 3100 Northwest 7th Ave, Miami. 18+. Tickets cost $70-$80 via residentadvisor.net
>Music On Miami With Marco Carola, Danny Tenaglia, Stacey Pullen, Hugo Bianco, and Fiin. Noon - 11 p.m. Sunday, March 31 at Kimpton Surfcomber Hotel, 1717 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $65 via electrostub.com. Tables available.
>Markus Schulz Open-to-Close With Markus Schulz. 10 p.m. Sunday, March 31 at Factory, 55 NE 24th St, Miami. Tickets cost $20-$30 via electrostub.com. Tables available.
>ANTS With Davide Squillace B2B Tiga, DJ Sneak B2B Francisco Allendes, Martin Buttrich B2B Lauren Lane, Matthias Tanzmann B2B Dennis Ferrer, Steve Lawler, and ALX. Noon-11 p.m. Sunday, March 31 at The National Hotel, 1677 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $35-$45 via electrostub.com
>Carnage pres. Papi's Playa With Carnage. More TBA. Noon-11 p.m. Sunday, March 31 at Hyde Beach, 1701 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $75-$90 via tixr.com. Tables available.
Desert Dance: Amazing Sundays With David Tort, Crazibiza, Abel Ramos, Markem, Leandro Da Silvia, Felipe Kaval, Les Castizos, Agent Greg, Dani Masi, Javi Reina, Sansixto, Gustavo Ibarra, Pablo Lopera, Oscar Madrid, Laurrent Simeca, Stephan M, and Richard Fraioli. Noon-8 p.m. Friday, March 29 at Nikki Beach Miami, 1 Ocean Dr, Miami Beach. Tickets free with RSVP via eventbrite.com
GET WET POOL PARTY With Boris, Cocodrills, Saeed Younan, Harry Romero, Louie Corrales, and Jay Roman. More TBA. Noon-11 p.m. Sunday, March 31 at The Clevelander Hotel, 1020 Ocean Dr, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $10-$15 via eventbrite.com
Klingande's Playground Pool Party With Klingande, Autograf, Bender, CID, Dom Dolla, Goldfish, M-22, Nico De Andrea, Pat Lok, The Him, and Vintage Culture. Noon. Sunday, March 31 at The Sagamore Hotel, 1671 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $35-$45 via tixr.com
EPIC Closing Party With Kerri Chandler, Victor Caldarone, Mathais Kaden, DJ Tennis, Jonathan Cowan, and Jean Pierre. More TBA. Noon-11 p.m. Sunday, March 31 at Kimpton EPIC Hotel, 270 Biscayne Boulevard Way, Miami . 21+. Tickets cost $30 via eventbrite.com
Anjunabeats Miami With Andrew Bayer, Gabriel & Dresden, GRUM, Ilan Bluestone, Jason Ross, Oliver Smith, and Sunny Lax. More TBA. Noon - 11 p.m. Sunday, March 31 at Delano Beach Club, 1685 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $65-$80 via tixr.com
Sundance Closing Pool Party With Romi Lux, Serafin, B!tch Be Cool, Croatia Squad, Freshcobar, Lavelle Dupri, Myron Eugene, and Tony Arzadon. Noon-8 p.m. Sunday, March 31 at The Mondrian, 1100 West Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Free event. More info at miamimusicweek.com
Project Mayhem Industry Social 15 With Freestylers, G$Montana & Neuroziz, Jimi the Genius, Dustin Nelson Seth Vogt, Josh B, Pump Pump, Dmonex, Bobby Buzz, Kharma, Medley, Code Blue, Catdy, Sum 1, Tyler Kirby, DJ Animay, Audio Sal, and Beattoven. Noon-9:30 p.m. Sunday, March 31 at 1306 Miami, 1306 N Miami Ave, Miami. 21+. Tickets cost $10 via eventbrite.com
SOULTherapy With The Lawson, Deejay Kuttz, DJ Uzo, Frankmatik, Johnnie Blaze, and Sound Cartel. More TBA. 1 p.m.-10 p.m. Sunday, March 31 at The Catalina, 1732 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 18+. Free with RSVP via facebook.com
Denial Island With DallasK, Justin Caruso, Sikdope, Baggi, Deerock B2B HTPKT, Maj, Pietro, Tricia Dade, Veniice B2B Baylienz and Zrofux. 1 p.m.-11 p.m. Sunday, March 31 at The Shore Club, 1901 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost free-$25 via eventbrite.com
The Frenchies & Friends With Bianca, Chris Garcia, D. Zeledon, Flowfly, Franck Dona, Freshcobar, Lavelle Dupree, Monaco, Moses Moiseos, Rizzo Vassalo, Romina, Simone Vitullo, The Frenchies, Vixen, and Willy Monfret. 1 p.m.-4 a.m. Sunday, March 31 at Oceans Ten, 960 Ocean Dr, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost free-$20.
Daydream Rooftop Pool Party With Tom Staar, Eddie Thoneick, Agent Greg, Carmarda, Leandro Da Silva, Malone, Manny Battle, NXNY, and Styline. 1 p.m.-10 p.m. Sunday, March 31 at W Miami, 485 Brickell Ave, Miami. Tickets cost $15-$20 via eventbrite.com. Tables and cabanas available.
Castaway With Magit Cacoon, DAVI, Holmar B2B Tara Brooks, Nikita, Kike Roldan, Atomyard, and Puma. 1 p.m.-3 a.m. Sunday, March 31 at Proyecto Tulum, 270 NW 23rd St, Miami. Tickets cost $15 via residentadvisor.net
Faith Lift Party pres. Soul Glo With Logan's Run and Beargazer. More TBA. 2 p.m.-10 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at The Catalina, 1732 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 18+. Free event. More info via miamimusicweek.com
Techyes Takes Miami With Bruno Furlan, DJ Glen, Volkholder, RYBO, Lubelski, Anthony Attalia, Prok Fitch, OMNOM, Lucati, Wongo, Amine Edge & Dance, Tim Baresko, Clyde P, and Dark Shades. 2 p.m. Saturday, March 30 at Dream South Beach, 1111 Collins Avenue, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $25-$100 via eventbrite.com. Tables available.
Welcome 2 Miami With Harry Romero, Joeski, Denney, Junior Sanchez, Armand Pena, Leyva, Malone, David Marquez, and Bruno Pozzo. 5 p.m.-3 a.m. Sunday, March 31 at The Rooftop @ The Langford Hotel, 121 SE 1 Street, Miami. 21+. Tickets cost $20 via residentadvisor.net
Miki Beach Closing Fiesta With M.A.N.D.Y., Jody Wisternoff, Elie, Cassy, Emanuel Satie, Dude Skywalker, Will Renuart, Freak the Disco, jason Rault, Alex Cecil, Jeremy Ismael, Manumat, Eveava, Velafjord, Alki, Mark Salner, Felipe, Crowd Controlol, Ramza, and Buhler. 4 p.m.-5 a.m. Sunday, March 31 at Electric Pickle, 2826 N. Miami Ave, Miami. 21+. Tickets cost $25 via eventbrite.com
T-Dance With Charles Poulin. 5 p.m.-1 a.m. Sunday, March 31 at Palace Bar, 1052 Ocean Dr, Miami Beach. 21+. Free. More info at residentadvisor.net
The Sunday Hangover With Clyde P B2B Tim Baresko, Eskuche, GAWP B2B Gene Farris, Pirate Copy, Devon James, Espinal & Noval, Gated, Greco, DJ Hanna, Love & Logic, Max Sprauer, and Mona Black. 5 p.m.-3 a.m. Sunday, March 31 at The Clevelander Hotel, 1020 Ocean Dr, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $5 via residentadvisor.net
Sweet Spot With Anané Vega, Deanne, and Pride. 5 p.m.-Midnight Sunday, March 31 at Charcoal Miami at The Wynwood Yard, 82 NW 29th St, Miami. 21+. Tickets cost $10. Ticket outlet TBA via residentadvisor.net
UNDR the RADR With Roger Sanchez, Blaqwell, Denney, Jacky, Low Steppa, Mihalis Safras, DJ Oliver, and Saliva Commandos. 8 p.m.- 5 a.m. Sunday, March 31 at 1-800-LUCKY, 143 NW 23rd St, Miami. Ages TBA. Free event. More info via facebook.com
Mardeleva Live With Mardeleva and Eduardo Castillo. 9 p.m.-Midnight Sunday, March 31 at Faena Theatre, 3201 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $80 via ourhabitas.com
Miami Music Week at E11EVEN Lineup TBA. 10 p.m. Sunday, March 31 at E11EVEN, 29 NE 11th St, Miami. 21+. Tickets cost $75-$150 via tixr.com. Tables available.
Monstercat: Uncaged Lineup TBA. 10 p.m. Sunday, March 31 at SQL Miami, 30 NE 14th St., Miami. 18+. Tickets cost $20 via ticketweb.com
Hotboi Nation With CODES, Golf Clap, Huxley B2B Josh Butler, Justin Jay B2B Kill Frenzy, option4 B2B Bontan, and Worthy. 10 p.m.-5 a.m. Sunday, March 31 at Barter Wynwood, 255 NW 27th Ter, Miami. 21+ Tickets cost $20 via eventbrite.com. Tables available.
Dark Shades Showcase With Techneekz, Chris Clark, Mandehhh, Get Bad, ODDOOO, and Dipzy. 10 p.m.-5 a.m. Sunday, March 31 at Barter Wynwood, 255 NW 27th Ter, Miami. 21+ Tickets cost $20 via eventbrite.com
Bedouin + Special Guests With Bedouin. More TBA. 10 p.m. Sunday, March 31 at Factory, 55 NE 24th St, Miami. Tickets cost $20-$30 via electrostub.com. Tables available.
Suara Showcase With Coyu, Matrixxman, Radio Slave, Truncate, and Avision. 10 p.m. Sunday, March 31 at Factory, 55 NE 24th St, Miami. Tickets cost $20-$30 via residentadvisor.net
Audien & Tritonal With Audien & Tritonal. More TBA. 10 p.m. C&L Warehouse, 2400 NW 5th Ave, Miami. 18+. Tickets cost $20 via tixr.com
Pickle Love MMW Last Dance With Cassy, Bamboozle, and Will Renuart. More TBA. 10 p.m.-5 a.m. Sunday, March 31 at Electric Pickle, 2826 N. Miami Ave, Miami. 21+. Tickets cost $10-$15 via residentadvisor.net
Nervous Records Showcase With Cassy, Chus & Ceballos, Kenny Dope, Louie Vega, Oscar G, Hector Romero, Angelo Ferreri B2B Moon Rocket pres. Disco Town, and Mike Nervous. 10 p.m.-4 a.m. Sunday, March 31 at No.3 Social Roof Bar & Lounge, 50 NW 24th St. 21+. Tickets cost $20 via residentadvisor.net
Eelke Kleijn pres. Days Like Nights With Eelke Kleijn, Viktop, and Bryan Silverstein. More TBA. 10 p.m.-5 a.m. Friday, March 29 at Do Not Sit on the Furniture, 423 16th St., Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $20 via residentadvisor.net
Nightswim Closing Party With 3LAU, Arty and CID. 11 p.m.-4 a.m. Sunday, March 31 at W Miami, 485 Brickell Ave, Miami. Tickets cost $25 via eventbrite.com. Tables and cabanas available.
Thomas Gold pres. Fanfare With Thomas Gold. More TBA. 11 p.m.-5 a.m. Sunday, March 31 at Mokai Lounge, 235 23rd St., Miami Beach. 21+. Tickets cost $20 via eventbrite.com. Tables available.
Benny Benassi With Benny Benassi, Chicco Secci, and Kryder. 11 p.m.-5 a.m. Sunday, March 31 at Wall, 2201 Collins Ave, Miami Beach. Tickets cost $40 via tablelist.com
24-Hour Closing Party Feat. Cuttin' Headz With Alfa Romero, Butch, Davide Squillace, Martin Buttrich, Matthias Tanzmann, Tres Manos, Yousef, tINI and Dewalta. More TBA. 11 p.m.-11 p.m. Sunday, March 31 at Space, 34 N 11th St., Miami. Tickets cost $30-$100 via residentadvisor.net
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2019.01.21 22:38 spivnv Coachella Day 3 Crossovers

please help me keep these threads updated!
biggest takeaway of day 3: LiB is way later than any of the other major festivals. a lot of summer tours are over. sometimes this has been great, and provided a really interesting mix of artists. other times, it's meant that LiB has gotten overlooked because the timing is odd. anyway, here's the possible crossovers between coachella's day 3 and LiB 2019.
Ariana Grande - thank u, next.
Khalid - tour’s over. also, thank u, next.
Zedd - possible, but with his vegas residencies, i’d doubt it.
Gesaffelstein - nothing after governors ball in the summer. i’m not familiar with him, but i guess he was big in the 90s?
Bad Bunny - looks like he’s coming to t-mobile this year so i would doubt it.
Dillon Francis - see Zedd.
CHVRCHES - euro tours in august. and i think they’ve done lib before. unlikely.
YG - west coast tour in march. reno, but no vegas date.
Cirez D - who? Oh Eric Pryzd. why didn’t you say so? no dates after summer.
Playboi Carti - couple of festivals in summer. not sure if he’s done LiB before?
H.E.R. - no upcoming dates
Blood Orange - touring now, no vegas date, nothing after march.
Pusha T - he killed it at LiB 2017 in the wheelchair… such a fun show. Edit: nope that was 2 chains. Pusha is definitely a possibility. Oooh what if it's kanye, kudi, pusha. Second edit: ok he WAS at lib 17 but not in a wheel chair. Ok cleared up.
Unknown Mortal Orchestra - just festivals this summer so maybe. they seem cool but i don’t know them well.
Kaytranada - not a lot of dates but a couple of early summer festivals. surprised at how many of these acts with pretty high billing on Sunday I’ve never even heard of. What does this mean? Am I out of touch or is coachella? Are they trying for some extra street cred because of Sunday’s headliner? ooooh conspiracy.
Gucci Gang - GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG
Jon Hopkins - not really touring.
SOFI TUKKER - wait a second. did we get an act BEFORE coachella? WHOA. They won’t repeat, but I’m sorry I missed them last year.
Burna Boy - just coachella.
Lizzo - she’s fun. her schedule is open. lot of female rappers this year, that's cool. ...and she played lib last year.
Dermot Kennedy - british rapper? summer UK tour
SOB x RBE - also, no idea who this is. but they don’t really have any tour dates.
Clairo - summer festivals, euro and US. she was just here in september, but it’ll be a year by then so def possible.
NGHTMRE - possible but he does Omnia a lot.
Perfume - J-pop. american tour announced but no dates. same as blackpink, funny coincidence.
boy pablo - France in august. love these guys. fingers crossed.
Guy Gerger - couple of festivals, that’s it. he’s had a residency in vegas before.
HYUKOH - WOW more kpop. yeah nothing after coachella.
Emily King - touring now but no dates after coachella. no vegas stop.
Dennis Lloyd - looks like he’s about to announce a tour?
Alice Merton - i feel like she (or similar acts) would’ve gotten much higher billing in previous years. oh well, they’re changing with the times. yeah she’ll announce an american tour soon i’m willing to bet.
Shallou - currently on a west coast tour with no vegas date. nothing after coachella.
070 Shake - just here last month.
Soccer Mommy - on tour with kacey musgraves, so no vegas date on their tour through the sw.
Rico Nasty - no other dates
Cola Boyy - he’s fun. no other dates, doesn’t look like he’s ever really toured.
Wallows - repeat.
Mansionair - small us tour, no vegas date, nothing after spring.
Nocturnal Sunshine - one euro festival this summer, no other datse.
Dusky - nothing after coachella.
Yotto - Finnish DJ… not a packed schedule.
Patrice Baumel - dj from the netherlands. europe in summer, after Coachella.
Easy Life - Governors ball in june, will they stay in america until september???
Jan Blomqvist - DJ. Nothing after springs
US Girls - Coachella and Governors ball, then nothing.
Iceage - From Denmark. In America in May, then their calendar is open.
Men I Trust - big american tour with no vegas date but they’re in europe this summer
Charlotte de Witte - dj. looks like just a couple of euro dates this summer
Social House - they’re on a big tour right now. must be opening for someone. nothing after june. no vegas dates.
Ocho Ojos - Spanish language. just coachella on their sched.
Razor Bumps - METAL? AT COACHELLA? I don’t think LiB has ever really had any metal, but they don’t have any dates after coachella.
Tara Brooks - dj. no upcoming dates.
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2019.01.04 13:55 ThePsion Friday Spotlight: FatWithCrohns

Welcome to 2019, Runnit! Let's start off the year right by meeting a runner who has accomplished a lot and has some great goals coming up. Settle in, get those questions ready, and let's all meet u/FatWithCrohns!

The Runner:

First name?
A name which literally everyone spells wrong. They always forget the "e."
Age?
28
Where are you from?
USA
Occupation?
Grad Student

Running Q&A's:

What are your PR's?
5K - 35:05
4miler - 49:33
10K: 1:17:00
What is your distance PR?
12.1 Miles (in preparation for my first half, which got cancelled :( )
What's your highest weekly recorded mileage?
22 miles
What's your comfy pace?
~13:30
How long have you been running?
Since October 30th, 2017!
Tell us why you began running?
In 2015, I had really bad Crohn's flare. I couldn't walk without tons of pain. 2016, when my symptons got a little better, I started walking a little. Pokemon Go came out, and I started doing a 5K walk every morning before work. In 2017, I found out about the Hogwarts Running Club (now PHRC). Walked all those races in 2017 (including a half marathon.... took like 5 hours). Throughout my life, I had tried C25K so many times, but would always give up around week 3/4. The fourth time I tried, I modified it to a 5/6 month plan, which ended with me doing the Big Sur 5K 2018. Been moving ever since.
Most memorable running moment?
Completing my first 5K without walking. I cried.
Do you have a running mantra?
"Greater than 0," which basically means even if I'm going slow, even if I'm walking a bit, I'm still moving, and that's what counts.
What time of day do you prefer to run?
I am such a morning person. However, I'm also a daylight person.
Any big races coming up?
Training for my first half! Calgary Half Marathon in May. Hoping to just complete.
What are your short-term running goals?
For 2019, I want to complete my first half. I then want to run my 2nd half in November.
What are your long-term running goals?
While I'm 30, I want to complete a marathon. My super, super ultimate long-term dream, if I can ever stick with running, is to complete a 50K, and if I can ever, ever get faster (aka pretty much somehow go 2x the speed I do now): Complete Boston 2 Big Sur.
What's one piece of running advice you’d give to the younger version of yourself?
You don't have to be fast. You just need to move. Start really slow, and you'll be amazed how far you'll go.
What is something you need to work on to become a better runner?
I need to do more hill training. I also need to do intervals.
What is your current shoe choice?
For walking: New Balance 1080s. For training: Brooks or Hoka One One.
Trail? Road? Track? Or Treadmill?
I started on the treadmill, but now I hate it. I love the road and some trails.
What is your ideal running weather?
Shorts & long sleeves!

Just For Fun:

What’s your spirit animal?
Lumpy Space Princess from Adventure Time
What hobbies and interests do you have besides running?
Pokemon Go, knitting, Reddit, board games.
Do you have any hidden talents?
I do a decent Yoshi impression.
Biggest pet peeve?
People who don't bother looking up running ettiquette. YOU DON'T NEED TO WALK 5 PEOPLE ACROSS, KAREN.
Dream job! What would it be?
Logistics for races. I love event planning, I love racing, and I love coordinating things.
Favorite Quote or Poem?
Bob Holman's "1990"
What is your favorite movie?
Dogma
What is your biggest character flaw?
I am super stubborn.
What songs have you been listening to recently?
Podcasts. All the podcasts. Mostly Last Podcast on the Left, Race Chasers, Why Won't you Date me, and Household Name.
What are some of your favorite non-running subreddits?
LoseIt!

One Last Question:

What is the origin of your username?
I'm Fat. I have Crohn's Disease. I know, it's pretty complicated.

Please tag u/FatWithCrohns2 when asking a question in this thread.


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2019.01.02 21:57 sconce2600 The List: 2019

The Lineup is out, bold denotes acts that ended up on the lineup
This is a list of acts that are potentially playing OSLs 2019. I intend to update this list via edit from now until the lineup drop. If you want to add someone to this list just comment below and I will modify the list and credit your handle next to the edit. If you want to find someone in particular quickly I suggest you use ctrl F.
POTENTIAL HEADLINERS
POTENTIAL UNDERCARD:
Playing eight tracked festivals
Playing six tracked festivals
Playing five tracked festivals
Playing four tracked festivals
Playing three tracked festivals
Playing two tracked festivals
Playing one tracked festival
Added by users, not currently playing any heavy crossover festivals so far
The following have appeared at OSLs once before but have not released new material since their first stint and are therefore less likely to appear in 2019 (To date only Beck and Vance Joy have returned WITHOUT new material, making the following acts much less likely)
The following is a list of bands that have played OSLs more than once and the gaps between return performances, considering only five acts have ever played OSLs three times, all acts in this section should be considered less likely than acts that have played OSLs once or never. Note that no act has ever returned quicker than a three year gap, Givers, Fantastic Negrito, and Big Boi were all makeup performances for prior year cancellations.
Headliners
Threepeaters
Three year gap
Four year gap
Five year gap
Six year gap
Seven year gap
Eight year gap
Ten year gap
The following are past lineup drop dates, all lineup drops from 2012 to 2018 have occurred on a Tuesday:
ACTS CONFIRMED PRIOR TO LINEUP DROP:
NAMES THAT ULTIMATELY ENDED UP ON THE LINEUP THAT WERE ON NEITHER LIST (26):
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2018.11.09 07:00 iminterestingplease Part 39

I'm back. Although, did you even notice I was gone? I wasn't able to update or post for about two weeks cause I didn't have access to do posting of any kind but I'm back now and I must say, it felt relaxing to be honest. It cleared my head a little. But now, here we are. I'm back and ready for what comes next.
Add-On: Do you remember the history of Daylight Saving Time, how it works, and the time difference between Hawaii and California being different?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EdgVzmOpWOg
6457.(Celebrity death that didn't happen.)Do you remember Imelda Marcos dying?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imelda_Marcos
6458.(Movie Quote change.)"I must break you."/"I must rake you."/"I must rape you."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8lkhbD9vkfc
6459.(Famous Actor name change.)Robert Deniro/Robert DeNiro/Robert De Niro
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_De_Niro
6460.(Song name change.)Bicycle/Bicycle Race(Does the bike bell sound different?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_Race
6461.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember there not being motor scooters in the early 1900's?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoped
6462.(Candy name change.)Tiny Tarts/Tarts 'N Tinys/Tarts N' Tinys(Other names?)(Does the logo look off?)
https://www.oldtimecandy.com/collections/walk-the-candy-aisle-tart-n-tinys-candy
Add-On: Do you remember "Sunny days." instead of "Sunny day." being sung in the Sesame Street theme song?(Lots of small song changes.)(Cum(Come?)On Feel The Noize/Noise?)by Quiet Riot lyrics have changed?)(Come On Feel The Illinois/Come On! Feel The Illinoise)(Do any of any of their logos look off?)(The episode of The Honeymooners titled The Man From Space has inconsistent air dates its listed under.)(Multiple realities of The Man With The Yellow Hat's tie.)(Jimmie Rodgers/Jimmy Rogers)(Other spellings?)(Jimmy Rogers/Jimmie Rodgers)(Other spellings?)(Did both singers have the same name?)(Grover went from originally brown to greenish brown.)(Anything else off?)(Lots of weird old history of Sesame Street.)(There was no longer a champagne glass or anything similar to that on the Titanic.)(Anything else off?)(Lots of weird colored frogs.)(More weird sea creatures.)(TV glasses similar to Google Glass go back to the 1960's.)(The history of the invention of the sewing machine and zipper involves idea stealing.)(Have you heard of a Novella?)(Gardener Snake/Garter Snake)(More weird statues and art like the Mickey Mouse statue popping up.)(Nazi Bell time travel device now exists.)(Mark 1 and Mark 2 Colossus code breakers now exist.)(The history of submarines keeps changing and getting older.)(Did Ice Cube not exist for you?)(Dino from The Flintstones is depicted in colors other than purple now.)(Tishue/Tissue)(Other spellings?)(Ishue/Issue)(EbeneezeEbenezer)(Other spellings?)(ShoogeSugar)(Other spellings?)(Shure/Sure)(Other spellings?)(Many famous sports games have changed.)(Brian McFarland/Brian MacFarlane)(Curious&CuriouseCuriouser and Curiouser)(Phantom sand in shoes or raindrops or mosquitoes that aren't there.)(The Statue Of Liberty is invisible in a couple Google Street View photos.)(Many new realities of Doc Martens such as Doc Maartens.)(Many new realities of Claire's such as Claire's Boutiques and Claire's Accessories.)(Lots of Einstein and Picasso history is off or new due to them living later among other things lasting longer.)(Lemmon/Lemon)(Leonardo DeCaprio/Leonardo DiCaprio)(Sasha Aaron Cowan/Sacha Baron Cohen)(Multiple Winn-Dixie logos have touching letters.)(Many scenes and movie quotes in Hudson Hawk have changed.)(Kick Out The Jams by The Presidents Of The United States Of America(Presidents Of The United States Of America?)has had many lyric changes.)(Do any of their logos look off?)(Many changes to the color Blue.)(Weird pyramid found in 2003.)(Many new realities for the song lyrics to One and do you remember The Beatles singing it?)(Anything else off?)(Sirus XM/SiriusXM)(Telephone switchboard that goes far back as the late 1800's.)(Louisiana now has little finger-like ridges on it.)(Lots of weird early The Flintstones history.)(iRobot logo has changed.)(Internet Explorer logo keeps changing and history too.)(Grapes come in all colors.)(Lots of anime Mandela effects.)(Pixie Sticks/Pixy Stix)(Mozilla Firefox logo keeps changing and history too.)(You can survive longer without food and much longer without water.)(Eternal flames now exist.)(The full version of the Speedway jingle which is "Around the corner, around the country, at work or play, we’re on your way. The convenience stores of Speedway." is a weird anomaly.)(Anything else off?)(The Liberty Bell on the $100 bill moved.)(Toe knuckles now exist.)(Laurel & Hardy footage in color from 1956.)(Lots of new and weird moon phases.)(DolloDollar)(The great Kanto earthquake of 1923 is now a thing and many similar things happened in that same place at the same time.)(Was the music note that made people in South Park poop the Brown Sound, Brown Note, or Brown Noise?)(Have you heard of the Battle Of Loudon Hill?)(Dave Thomas who founded Wendy's used to work at KFC.)(War Of The Worlds/The War Of The Worlds or was it the other way around?)(Has the Lizzie Borden story changed again?)(The Running Man/Running Man or was it the other way around?)(Dolphins can recognize their own reflection and will protect humans in danger.)(Chocolate milk was considered medicine in the 1600's.)(People now treated the Kaleidoscope in the 1800's the way we treat phones today.)(Cuttlefish can change colors.)(Has the Lincoln Memorial changed again?)(Sony Walkman from 1979 and other advanced 1970's technology.)(Are Christmas Eve boxes new for you?)(Atretochoana Eiselti is now a thing.)(More Break My Stride lyric changes.)(Tinker Toys/Tinker Toy)(Does the logo look off?)(Stop signs apparently used to be yellow and had black letters or do you remember black letters on the red ones?)(Anything else off?)(Does the Columbia House logo look off?)(Scotty McCreedy/Scotty McCreery)(Rats will actually stand up to larger creatures like cats and the cats will get scared.)(Lee Mayers/Lee Majors and didn't he pass away?)(Mouse-deer now exists.)(Did Sean Conmery have a 3rd nipple?)(Smokey The BaSmoky The Bar)(Different or changed scenes in Groundhog Day.)(Squirrels roll around like cats and dogs sometimes.)(All birds have an oily coating to deal with water.)(Internet Explorer logos keep changing.)(More flight path times keep changing.)(More Penis shaped plants and animals.)(The definition of the N-Word actually means Ignorant.)(More weird sea creatures such as glass fish.)(Weird black and white pattern on deer.)(Maury Povovich/Maury Povich)(VTech Kidzoom/VTech Kidizoom)(Didn't Christopher Reeve die more recently than October 10, 2004?)(Smokey Bear history has changed.)(Is the Big Jeff's scene in The Terminator off?)(Medieval torture wasn't about the iron maiden.)(Anything else off?)(Catherine The Great didn't die while in bed with a horse.)(Lizzie Borden didn't murder her parents.)(Nero didn't fiddle while Rome burned.)(Crocodiles don't cry but tears can be forced in their eyes.)(Some chickens have teeth.)(Old dogs can be taught new tricks.)(The Lady In Red stuff keeps changing.)(Does Tempur-Pedic keep changing?)(Hares never go mad.)(Cook's Children/Cook Children's)(Other spellings?)(GrammeGrammar)(Tornados/Tornadoes)(Ray Mysterio Sr./Rey Misterio Sr. and his soon too.)(Not his nephew, Rey Mysterio Jr.)(Ray Mysterio Jr.?)(Have any of the lyrics in Hurtin' Me by Stefflon Don, Thank U, Next by Ariana Grande, or Lithium by Nirvana changed or do they sound odd?)(The history of how Winnie The Pooh was created is weird.)(The UK speed limit allowance went from 3 miles over the limit to 5.)(Snot, boogers, mucus, phlegm(Is the spelling off?)and the color rules for them being green, white, or clear is all off.)(Dog poop no longer turns white after a while.)("Hi, see ya, hold tight."/"Ha, see ya, hold tight."/"Hai, si, ja, hold tight.")(Dolphin succulents now exist.)(Lots of geography related changes recently.)(Bending with your knees and back straight is now being called inferior while lifting a heavy object.)(Moulan Rouge/Moulin Rouge and has the pronunciation or any of the logos changed?)(Weren't frogs and other amphibians only found in tropical areas and not in snowy ones?)(A Muppets Christmas Carol/The Muppet Christmas Carol and is the logo off?)(Do any of the characters on the movie cover look off?)(The definition of the N-Word has changed.)(Do certain ice or roller skating moves look off or has gravity changed?)(Phillip K. Dick/Philip K. Dick)(Old painting has mobile phone in it?)(Ketchup was used as medicine in the 1800's.)(Window air conditioning was made in the early 1900's.)(Santa Barbra, California/Santa Barbara, California)(Electric ceiling fan was made in the 1880's.)(Microwaves were made in 1946.)(Electric dishwasher was made in the 1880's.)(X-rays were made in the 1890's.)(Dental implants were made in the 1950's and used in 1965.)(1st electric washing machine was made in 1908.)(Roller skates were made in 1760.)(Lots of biblical changes.)(Have you heard of UPS, Amazon or similar lockers that are used to get your packages?)(Fonzie beaFozzie bear)(The Santa Claus in Fred Claus is now holding a Pepsi bottle.)(Ultra Beauty/ULTA Beauty and have they gone through any name changes for you or not?))(Has the Lizzie Borden story changed again?)(Have any of the scenes in Cruel Intentions changed?)(BodYball/BodEball and has the logo changed?)(Anything else off?)(The Connors/The Conners and has the logo changed?)(Addis Abeba/Addis Ababa)(Has First Time I Ever Saw Your Face by Roberta Flack changed?)(Do any of her logos look off?)(Weathers Original/Werther's Original and has the logo changed?)(Do you remember Centrifical force being a thing?)(Tom Selleck is now alive.)(Do you remember snot or boogers or anything ever being yellow?)(Angela Johnson/Anjelah Johnson)(Were Anjelah and Anjela never acceptable spellings of Angela?)(Were certain alcoholic drinks like Brandy and Whiskey not ever used as medicine?)(Squirrels rolling around like dogs or cats.)(Mel Torme/Mel Tormé)(Lots of new plants.)(Latest videos by NeEd InPuT.)(The US flag being backwards on police cars, police uniforms, etc.(Indian barbers that use fire in their haircuts.)(Vanilla Wafers/Nilla Wafers and is the logo off?)(A lot of new references to gender equality through history and mythology.)(Lots of apparent myths.)(Mike Meyers/Mike Myers)(Michael Meyers/Michael Myers)(Robert England/Robert Englund)(Being able to have pets like big cats, crocodiles, alligators, foxes, etc.)(Do you remember Oliver & Company being released earlier or later or did it not exist for you?)(Other names?)(Do any of the logos look off?)(Betty MidleBette Midler)(Was Bette never an acceptable spelling of Betty?)(Cheech Martin/Cheech Marin)(Willy Robertson/Willie Robertson)(Willy McCovey/Willie McCovey)(Willy Cauley-Stein/Willie Cauley-Stein)(Willy TayloWillie Taylor)(Willy Jones/Willie Jones)(Willy Reed/Willie Reed)(Willy Revillame/Willie Revillame)(Willy Moore/Willie Moore)(Willy Spence/Willie Spence)(Willy D/Willie D)(Willy Garson/Willie Garson)(Willy Edwards/Willie Edwards)(Willy Geist/Willie Geist)(Willy Colon/Willie Colon)(Willy McGinest/Willie McGinest)(Willy Brown/Willie Brown)(Willy Stargell/Willie Stargell)(Willy Maxine Perry/Willie Maxine Perry)(Willy Dixon/Willie Dixon)(Willy AdleWillie Adler)(Willy Gomez/Willie Gomez)(Willy Maldonado/Willie Maldonado)(Willy McGee/Willie McGee)(Willy Mason/Willie Mason)(Willy Carson/Willie Carson)(Willy ParkeWillie Parker)(Willy Wilson/Willie Wilson)(Willy Taggart/Willie Taggart)(Willy Randolph/Willie Randolph)(Willy Johnson/Willie Johnson)(Willy Green/Willie Green)(Willy Leroux/Willie LeRoux/Willie Le Roux)(Other spellings?)(Willy Smith/Willie Smith)(Willy Horton/Willie Horton)(Willy ShoemakeWillie Shoemaker)(Willy Degel/Willie Degel)(Willy The Kid/Willie The Kid)(Willy Davis/Willie Davis)(Willy Mack/Willie Mack)(Willy Nile/Willie Nile)(Willy P. Richardson/Willie P. Richardson)(Willy Banks/Willie Banks)(Willy Pep/Willie Pep)(Willy Snead/Willie Snead)(Willy Gault/Willie Gault)(Billy Joe Armstrong/Billie Joe Armstrong)(Was the male spelling always Billy and never Billie?)(Betty Page/Bettie Page)(Was Bettie never an acceptable spelling of Betty?)(Betty MidleBette Midler)(Other spellings?)(Betty Davis/Bette Davis)(Betty Nesmith Graham/Bette Nesmith Graham)(Betty Bao Lord/Bette Bao Lord)(Betty Frankie/Betty Frank/Betty Franke)(Other spellings?)(Scorpio constellation/Scorpius constellation)(Have you heard of Ascriptin?)(Lots of Roman and other influence on stuff in America.)(Blink 182/Blink-182 and are any of the logos off and is the pronunciation off?)(Leaning Tower Of Niles is now a thing.)(National Mall is now a thing.)(Frogs can come back to life.)(Wreckless/Reckless)(Did WW2 end later than 1945 for you?)(Foamhenge now exists.)(Lasers being shot from airplanes.)(Plants and fungi growing where they shouldn't.)(Mossy forests.)(The Skipper now wears blue shoes instead of white and tan pants instead of white.)(Leann Womack/Lee Ann Womack)(Other spellings?)(Billy Jean/Billie Jean)(Was Billy only ever a masculine name and spelled with a Y?)(Gilligan now has blue pants instead of white.)(Eddie Munster's jacket is no longer closed.)(Oden/Odin)(Lots of weird new natural formations.)(Birds can make big dents in airplanes they run into.)(Lots of small celebrity death and history changes.)(Doctor House no longer chews Vicodin(Vicadin?))(Connors/The Conners)(Anything else off?)(Ray Ben's/Ray-Ban)(Other spellings?)(Monarch butterflies eating more stuff.)(David Warner is now alive.)(More plants that eat meat.)(Freddie Mercury history changes.)(More changes to Star Wars.)(Many merging Disney movie logos.)(Many replicas of monuments.)(The definition of Negro has changed.)(More birds with feathers like peacocks.)(More different colored peacocks.)(Red Devil logo now has real red devil in it.)(More Mickey Mouse changes.)(Mary Poppins actress changed.)(Have any cursive letters changed for you?)(Reindeer boobs are now a thing.)(Lots of videos and pictures of things, and people that shouldn't be there or exist at that time.)(Wildstyle/Wyldstyle)(Jack Skeleton/Jack Skellington)(Lots of changes to famous rocket ships.)(Touchscreens in cars go farther back now in terms of time.)(New galaxy found in ours.)(Lots of spelling changes.)("Walk this way. Talk this way."/"Walk this way. Walk this way.")(There are blue stop signs in Hawaii.)(Ron L. Hubbard/L. Ron Hubbard)(Has anything in Huckleberry Hound changed?)("Love will tear us apart."/"Love will tear it apart.")(Joy Division.)(Do you remember Fred Savage having a mole other than in Austin Powers?)(Shirley McLain/Shirley McLaine/Shirley MacLaine)(Other spellings?)(Do you remember a day in the week other than Tuesday for Ruby Tuesday the restaurant or Ruby Tuesday's the song?)(Anything else off?)(Crocodile Skin/Alligator Skin/Gatorskin song)(Some countries pronounce Z as Zed.)(Other spellings?)(Did Jimi Hendrix not have a son with a Swedish woman?)(Do you remember luffa(Other spellings?)sponges not being naturally grown from seeds?)(Steamboat Willy/Steamboat Willie)(Lots of colored newscasts from the 1960's.)(Dark VadeDarth Vader)(Dark Maul/Darth Maul)(Dark Sideous/Darth Sideous)(Have you heard of portal Christmas trees?)("I'm in me mum's car."/"I'm in my mum's car." Vine.)(There are now blue traffic lights.)(Luke Skywalker now gets his hand cut off before he finds out Darth Vader is his dad.)(The wreck of the Titanic was now found in 1985 instead of later.)(Green cockroaches now exist.)(Blue mushrooms now exist.)(Purple crabs now exist.)(Hurricanes twist counterclockwise instead of clockwise.)(Many celebrity name changes.)("Our forefathers."/"Our fathers." Gettysburg Address)(Boars can be super big now.)(Purple sweet potatoes now exist.)(Whiptail lizards now exist and have only females.)(Rainbows can form inside clouds.)(There are now pink robins.)(There are now tons of different colored cockroaches.)(Deliverence/Deliverance movie and spelling.)(Did Garth Brooks never sing "Zat You, Santa Claus?"?)("Is That You Santa Claus?"?)(Freddy Mercury/Freddie Mercury)(Clever News/Clevver News)("Love that has no past."/"Love that has no path.")(Do you remember Where're and There're not being words?)(Sandra Bernhart/Sandra Bernhard)(Other spellings?)(Do you remember Bob Ross dying earlier than July 4, 1995?)(Pee-wee's(Pee-Wee's?)Great Adventure/Pee-wee's Big Adventure)(Do any of his logos look off?)(Pee-Wee/Pee-wee)(Theodore Geisel/Theodor Geisel)(Was Theodor never an acceptable spelling of Theodore?)(Was the Grinch never depicted with green, yellow, or red eyes in the movies or book?)(Do any of his other specials seem off?)(Ebeneezer Scrooge/Ebenezer Scrooge)(Is the pronunciation off?)(Traffic light colors keep changing.)(Were the things that visited him ghosts or spirits for you?)(Was the last one Ghost Of Christmas Future, Yet-To-Come, or Yet-To-Be?)(Anything else off?)(Glass butterflies now exist.)(Never Neverland/Neverland)(Was Christmastime always "Christmas time"?)(Was What're never a word?)(Did robins always have red bellies or lots of red?)(Anything else off?)("Thanks for the memories."/"Thanks for everything." To Wong Foo)(Is the logo off?)("This time we'll look at the falls."/"This time we'll peek at the falls.")(Do any of their logos look off?)(Fiberglass/Fiberglas)(Does the logo look off?)(Fabercastle/Fabercastel/Faber-Castell)(Other spellings?)(Anything else off?)(Every type of skink has changed in some ways very recently.)(Many weird anomalies with Mickey and Minnie Mouse including their eyebrows and many other characters from their universe and there are weird depictions of them on certain clothing found online.)(Everything about the word Vertebrae and everything surrounding it is off and with Algae.)(Happy Holidays/Happy Holiday lyrics and song title.)(Any other lyrics off?)(Do any of any of their logos look off?)("Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings."/"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.")(Does the movie logo look off?)(Human teeth growing on a human heart.)(Chapstix/ChapStick)(Does the logo look off?)(More lyric changes to certain versions of Favorite Things where And should be In.)(Many lyric anomalies in certain versions of I'll Be Home For Christmas.)(Massive cow is going viral.)(B.J. Thomas is now alive.)(Tina Turner is now alive.)(Geraldo Rivera is now alive.)(Tom Kenny is now alive.)(Billy Corigan/Billy Corgan)(The history of the Pegler-Sysco name change seems really odd.)(Olawalu, Hawaii/Oluwalu, Hawaii/Olowalu, Hawaii)(Black, red, blue and pink Christmas trees now exist.)(Chinese water deer now exists.)(Lots of other lyric changes.)(Lots more early tech.)(History of Baja California has changed.)(Did Ketchup and Catsup taste different?)(Other spellings of Sandra Bernhard like Sandra Bernhardt?)(Dr. Seuss used to draw political cartoons.)(Bended Knee by Boyz ll Men has changed.)(Toshiba Protege/Toshiba Portege)(Scattegories/Scattergories)(Other spellings?)(Does the logo look off?)(Parasitic wasp species discovered.)(Witch/THE VVITCH)(Other names?)(Does the logo look off?)("Every child's mother is gonna try."/"Every child's mother is gonna spy." Christmas song.)(Any of their logos look off?)(Rebecca Demornay/Rebecca DeMornay/Rebecca De Mornay)(The sign language interpreter that didn't know sign language that was involved with Nelson Mandela?)(Was Snoopy's tail white, black or another color or did he not have one?)(More weird Mario related logos?)(The Walmart As now have weird black spaces in them.)(Red Subway restaurant sign found.)(Has Candace Bergen's name changed for you?)(Tenrecs are now a thing.)(Siberian musk deer are now a thing.)(All Skittles apparently taste the same.)(Video of New York from 1907 that looks HD.)(The older Subway logos' colors have inverted.)(The Travel Channel/Travel Channel)(There is now a drum roll after the Joker says "Gentleman" in the 1989 movie.)(Rainbow grapes now exist.)(There are tons of different colors for Stop signs and there even using more than one font.)(David Bowie's pupils are different sizes.)(The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles never use their weapons in the original series.)(They apparently used to all wear red masks.)(olaffhub8/olaffub8 Reddit user.)(Elvis Presley never sings Jingle Bell Rock.)(Lots of new clear videos and photos from the early 1900's to mid 1900's popping up recently.)(Ninetails/Ninetales)(Subway logos keep changing.)(Max Headron/Max Headrom/Max Headroom)(Other spellings?)(Has the pronunciation changed?)(Fisherman's Friends/Fisherman's Friend)(Anything else off?)(Portabella/Portobello)(Other spellings?)(Anything else off?)(Lots of other small changes.)(Weird things going on with certain Panera Bread restaurants and their logos and other things popping up and disappearing.)(Was Alive a true story about a lacrosse or soccer team and not a rugby team?)(Does the movie logo look off?)(Was Tigger's nose red or another color that wasn't mentioned?)(The yellow Jeep in Twister now has three blue lines on it.)(Does the movie logo look off?)(Trond Kirkevaag/Trond Kirkvaag)(Other spellings?)(Tom Foggerty died much earlier than September 6, 1990 and not of AIDS.)("Mangled in tangled up knots."/"Mangled in tangled up knot.")(Has the female reproductive system changed even more?)(Do you remember Paul McCartny or MacCartny?)(John Lenon/John Lennon)(Jack Lenon/Jack Lemmon)(Is the Zagnut logo off?)(Have you heard of it?)(Do you remember the Pokémon Slowpoke having an all pink tail or a pink tail with a white tip?)(Do you remember McDonald's never using green arches?)(Ridiculously large chicken and lots of other large and weird colored and feathered and fur-like covered chickens and cows too.)(Golden nub nosed monkey.)(I Would Love To Change The World/I'd Love To Change The World)("I would love to change the world."/"I love to change the world.")(Other lyrics?)(Do any of their logos look off?)(Do you remember 666 being the worst number instead of 616?)("It's no stranger to you or me."/"Some stranger to you and me.")(Other lyrics?)(Marvin Gaye Sr./Marvin Gay Sr.)(Peter WagonePorter Wagoner)(Anything about these musical myths off?)(Link below.)(Roseanne Cash/Rosanne Cash)(Was I'd not a word?)(Everything with the word I'd has changed.)(Do you remember The Beatles album Yellow Submarine not existing?)(Colorful pebble beaches and other bodies of water.)(Marilyn Monroe had a half sister.)(Jackie Stallone is now alive.)(Does she look weird?)(Fish covered in tattoos.)(Lots of new proof of giants found above and underwater?)(Lots of weird "giant" statues and natural wonders.)(Are whale sharks new or off to you?)(Do you remember Hal Smith dying earlier or later than January 28, 1994?)(Has Pinball Wizard changed at all?)("I've had the time of my life."/"I had the time of my life.")("And I've never felt this way before."/"No I've never felt like this before.")("This is true."/"It's true."/"It's the truth.")(Other lyrics?)(Do any of their logos look off?)(Pretty much anything having to do with cars and similar stuff goes back way farther than you thought it did.)(Do you remember groups of geese not being called gaggles?)(Tina Turner and most female celebrities looking masculine or are they actually men and most male celebrities looking feminine or are they actually women?)(Lots of newscasters and politicians such as Bill and Hillary Clinton freezing up and acting weird and Wendy Williams, Beyoncé, Kanye West, Bruce Willis, Mariah Carey, Eminem, 2 Chainz, Britney Spears, Shaquille O'Neal, Al Roker, Draymond Green, Steph Curry, Chris Paul, Mark Zuckerberg, Barack Obama, Kourtney Kardashian, Jalen Brown, Kylie Jenner, Amanda Bynes, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Conor McGregor and Cardi B as well as many others including regular people who are caught on camera.)(Lots of weird stuff about traffic lights.)(Do you remember olaffub8 having a different name other than the ones I mentioned?)(Bugs Bunny is depicted with white, orange, yellow, and pink ears.)(Which do you remember?)(Cross between TV and telephone, and TV and being able to order stuff with a button on the TV from old ads.)(Lots of rare moon phases and sun phases and skies recently.)(Have you heard of the word Gaggle?)(Thresh Hold/Threshhold/Threshold)(Other spellings?)(Is the pronunciation off?)(Do you remember Jael Strauss dying before December 4, 2018?)(More new harmful caterpillars and other types?)(Nanshe the Goddess Of Social Justice And Divination?)(Divinenation?)(Anything else off?)(Does Marvin The Martian look different?)(Did the Sahara not turn green and back every few thousand years for you?)(Other spellings of Scattergories?)(Geraldo Riviera/Geraldo Rivera)(Pearls come in colors other than white.)(Other spellings of Billy Corgan?)(See's Candy/See's Candies)(Does the logo look off?)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/music/articles/81de573a-58df-4606-9e9c-02b68ddf4b55
https://genius.com/Sesame-street-can-you-tell-me-how-to-get-to-sesame-street-lyrics
6463.(Product name change.)Little Tree/Little Trees
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Trees
6464.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember hammering coins into trees to make wishes not being a thing?
http://boredomtherapy.com/coin-wishing-trees/
6465.(Product name change.)Soft & Dry/Soft & Dri(Other names?)(Does the logo look off?)(Do any of the other logos look off?)
http://www.softndri.com
Add-On: Do you remember the poppies in The Wizard Of Oz being a different color?("Poppies will make them sleep."/"Poppies will put them to sleep.")(Anything else off?)
http://americanhistory.si.edu/blog/opium-through-wizard-oz
6466.(Store Logo change.)Do you remember there being a dash in Winn-Dixie instead of a check mark?(Buy-Low/Bi-Lo)(Does the dash in Bi-Lo look off in any way?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winn-Dixie
6467.(Music Lyrics change.)"Stick to the rivers and the streams."/"Stick to the rivers and the lakes."(Do any of their logos look off?)
https://genius.com/Tlc-waterfalls-lyrics
6468.(Company Logo change.)Do you remember the New Holland Agriculture logo not having connected letters?(Do any of the other logos look off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Holland_Agriculture
6469.(Date change.)Do you remember the Jared Fogle incident happening 8-10 years ago instead of 2015?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/08/19/jared-fogle-ex-subway-spokesman-faces-child-sex-and-child-pornography-charges/
6470.(Famous First Lady name change.)Dolly Madison/Dolley Madison
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolley_Madison
6471.(Famous Journalist name change.)Lisa Lang/Lisa Ling
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Ling
6472.(Album name change.)By Any Means Necessary/By All Means Necessary(Do any of their logos look off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/By_All_Means_Necessary
6473.(Famous Musician name change.)The Velvet Frog/The Velvet Fog(Album too.)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_Tormé
6474.(T.V. Show name change.)Rocco's Modern Life/Rocko's Modern Life(Does the logo look off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocko%27s_Modern_Life
6475.(Famous Country Singer name change.)Jeanie Seeley/Jeannie Seely(Other spellings?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeannie_Seely
6476.(Art name change.)Art-O-Matic/Art-O-Mat
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art-o-mat
6477.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember the tags on mattresses and pillows saying nobody can remove them and never clarifying that only the consumer could remove them?
https://www.livescience.com/33039-why-do-mattresses-have-do-not-remove-tags.html
6478.(Music Lyrics change.)"As a river flows gently to the sea."/"Like a river flows surely to the sea."(I Can't Help Falling In Love With You/Can't Help Falling In Love)
https://genius.com/Elvis-presley-cant-help-falling-in-love-lyrics
6479.(Famous Director name change.)Brian Depalma/Brian DePalma/Brian De Palma
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_De_Palma
6480.(Auto Shop name change.)Pep Boys/Pep Auto Supplies/Pep Boys Auto(Do any of the logos look off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pep_Boys
6481.(Music Lyrics change.)"You gotta lick before you stick it."/"You gotta lick it before we kick it."(Any other lyrics off?)(Any of their logos look off?)(Is the movie quote and song from Booty Call off as well?)
http://www.metrolyrics.com/lick-it-lyrics-20-fingers.html
6482.(Music Lyrics change.)"He makes my bath time so much fun."/"You make bath time lots of fun."(Rubber Ducky/Rubber Duckie)(Was Ducky never spelled Duckie?)(Any of the other lyrics off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_Duckie
6483.(Movie name change.)Bickford Shmeckler's Book Of Cool Ideas/Bickford Shmeckler's Cool Ideas(Do any of the logos look off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bickford_Shmeckler%27s_Cool_Ideas
6484.(Popsicle name change.)Push Pops/Push-Up
https://www.drumstick.com/nestle/push-ups.aspx
6485.(Quote change.)"Sit Boo Boo, sit. Good dog."/"Sit Ubu, sit. Good dog."
http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question44326.html
6486.(Famous First Lady name change.)Melanie Trump/Melania Trump
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melania_Trump
6487.(Phantom quote.)Do you remember Neil Armstrong saying "Good luck Mr. Gorsky." while on the moon?
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/good-luck-mr-gorsky/
6488.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember rest areas being known as Truck Stops and not Service Stations or Travel Centers?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truck_stop
6489.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember these things being different or not a thing?(More geography changes, wind path changes and similar stuff, dog that can ride on scooter and dogs that can do similar stuff and that act smarter than they should, Kurt Cobain of Nirvana liked to wear dresses and more men wearing dresses further back, more untouched tribes and history changes, horses look completely different and there lots of new types of them and some have weird manes and tails, more freshwater jellyfish lakes and friendly jellyfish, Ringtail is a common animal in Arizona, "Ancient Earth" found under Antarctica, self-cloning lizard found in Vietnam, metamorphosis process for caterpillars now involves melting instead of just changing, physicists slow speed of light, slow dust devil, more new history of people coming to America before Columbus, three Mormon wars, strange Nikola Tesla tower and more weird Tesla history and his existence in general, gladiators rarely fought to the death and more new gladiator history, koalas are starting to look different and babies too, the city of Atlantis is now a continent and more new supposed history on Atlantis, St. Elmo's fire is real and its existence is new, cave lit by glowing worms, Antarctic volcano basket, weird shadow spectrum, Naga fireballs, ice circles are getting bigger, crooked forest, structure in Baltic Sea, valley of falling birds, stonefish have switchblades in their heads and they look completely different, Buddha's heart seal, Budai, how Buddha died and he is getting skinnier, placebos can work even when you know about them, more Statue Of Liberty changes, more Mount Rushmore changes, more Shiva changes, more The Creation Of Adam changes, more The Thinker changes, more The Last Supper changes, Roy Clark died again, phantom myth that a cockroach can live without its head is true and other stuff, history of carrots has changed, Pando tree and trees that live for thousands of years, Arbudus Unedo, Irukandji syndrome and jellyfish and history has changed, Big Lots! logo keeps changing and multiple colors and fonts used for the logo and physical store, flower looks like a demon chicken foot, dinosaurs could have feathers and birds are reptiles and reptiles don't really exist in terms of what they are and lots of other stuff, gravity defying stones done by man named Michael Grab, weird Masonic handshake, Freemasonary/Freemasonry.)(Video below.)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cjukjM1AZM4
6490.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Benjamin Franklin saying the turkey should be our national bird?
https://www.history.com/news/did-benjamin-franklin-propose-the-turkey-as-the-national-symbol
6491.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Walt Disney drawing Mickey Mouse?
https://sites.psu.edu/laurettakraeme2016/02/24/that-time-walt-disney-did-not-create-mickey-mouse/
6492.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember the 1929 Wall Street Crash causing mass suicides?
https://www.thestar.com/news/2009/01/10/the_myth_of_postcrash_pavement_suicides.html
6493.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Richard Nixon being an environmentalist?
http://www.climatecentral.org/blogs/richard-nixon-the-environmentalist-resigned-38-years-ago-today-14776
6494.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Pocahontas and John Smith marrying?
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/true-story-pocahontas-180962649/
6495.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Thanksgiving being the way it's depicted in school?
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/21/us/thanksgiving-myths-fact-check.html
6496.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember the founding fathers being Christian?
https://www.britannica.com/topic/The-Founding-Fathers-Deism-and-Christianity-1272214
6497.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Abraham Lincoln being completely against slavery?
https://www.history.com/news/5-things-you-may-not-know-about-lincoln-slavery-and-emancipation
6498.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember the Battle Of The Alamo being fought to keep us free?(Didn't we defeat Hitler by ourselves in WW2?)(Did the Puritans move to the new world to seek religious freedom?)(Charles Lindbergh wasn't the first to make a solo transatlantic crossing in an airplane.)(Wasn't the Wild West violent?)(The Star Spangled Banner wasn't an American tune composed in the US.)(The martini wasn't invented by a gold miner.)(Johnny Appleseed was a real person.)(The Gunshot Heard Around The World wasn't the start of the revolution.)(Pirates still existed when we got our independence.)(The Supreme Court doesn't have to and hasn't always had 9 members.)(William Taft never got stuck in a bathtub.)(Washington D.C. hasn't always been our capital.)(George Washington wasn't the first president.)
https://historynewsnetwork.org/article/146405
6499.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Kinder being German instead of Italian?(Is the logo or anything else off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Chocolate
6500.(TV Show name change.)The Making Of A MurdeMaking A Murderer(Other names?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Making_a_Murderer
6501.(Music Lyrics change.)"Four calling birds."/"Four colly birds."
https://genius.com/Christmas-songs-the-twelve-days-of-christmas-lyrics
6502.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember there being more than 2 Home Alone movies with the original cast?
http://homealone.wikia.com/wiki/Home_Alone
Add-On: Do you remember the Starbucks Coffee not having a star in the crown?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starbucks
6503.(Famous Actor name change.)Jack Nicolson/Jack Nickelson/Jack Nickolson/Jack Nicholson
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Nicholson
6504.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember these things being different or not a thing?(Male kangaroos are starting to look more muscular and their privates are changing and other things, more King Arthur history changes, people can blow smoke through their eyes, stomach vacuuming, more walking fish and other things, belly inflation and weird stuff surrounding that, people changed their opinions about marijuana and other drugs randomly, graves' disease, dirty thunderstorms, more geography changes, Washington's birthday and Presidents' Day and what's official and what's not and other stuff, Columbus Day and whether it's federal and observed everywhere or not, more liquefaction stuff, 5 attacks on US soil during WW2, more animals that are only female or without a gender, researchers made mice with 2 dads, Danio Rerio, rainbows are actually circles, the last battle of the American Revolutionary War and other stuff, lots of weather changes in the Middle East and flowers growing in the desert, Jesus was a stonemason, solar system was another universe merging, category of earth's sun, 8-track tapes, tonsil stones, bark beetles and other stuff, horse itches head with food, giraffe(Girrafe?)itches ear with foot, Saddam Hussein(Other spellings?)wrote a romantic novel you can buy, lake turns animals to stone, more animals walking on two legs, naming natural disasters and other stuff, African gray parrot with red tail, Abraham Lincoln may have been gay, Australian sea foam, Mississippi River rip in the flesh, Torpedo Alley, Chinese pyramids are secret, Antarctic pyramids, hand gestures, walking trees, ASMR history.)(Video below.)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fpw6GtA0TsM
6505.(Music Lyrics change.)"And thank God it's our last."/"I pray God it's our last."(Other lyrics?)(Do any of the other lyrics look off?)
https://genius.com/The-pogues-fairytale-of-new-york-lyrics
6506.(Music Lyrics change.)"And since there's no place to go."/"And since we've no place to go."(Let It Snow/Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!)(Do any of his logos look off?)
https://genius.com/Dean-martin-let-it-snow-let-it-snow-let-it-snow-lyrics
6507.(Music Lyrics change.)"I come from the land down under."/"I come from a land down under."(Other lyrics?)(Land Down UndeDown Under)(Do any of their logos look off?)
https://genius.com/Men-at-work-down-under-lyrics
6508.(Famous Politician name change.)F. W. Deklerk/F. W. DeKlerk/F. W. deKlerk/F. W. de Klerk(Frederick William/Frederik Willem)(Were Frederik and Frederic never acceptable spellings of Frederick?)(Other spellings?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/F._W._de_Klerk
6509.(Famous Actor name change.)John Delancie/John DeLancie/John De Lancie/John de Lancie(Other spellings?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_de_Lancie
6510.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember these things being different or not a thing?(Blood types that are more common or new and other weird stuff about them, Sysco logo keeps changing, weird stuff surrounding the mouse deer, Watusi bull with enormous horns and some think they've gotten bigger and other stuff surrounding his existence and the bulls in general, new info about the famous Alcatraz escapes and history changes, blobfish keep changing appearance and tons of other weird sea animals, more Golden Gate Bridge changes, weird new old tower becomes country known as Sealand and these towers didn't exist before and weird stuff similar to it and surrounding it, Tartary and everything about it, secretary bird and everything about it, cactus bucks and everything about them, owls and other birds' legs have changed, sun-dimming experiment to try to cool earth, tumbleweeds take over town and are appearing in new places, Mount Olympus is real, butterflies eating and drinking more and more, more new DNA types, more weird cats and new changes, coconut crab attacks bird and other stuff, new island in Hawaii, Conch Republic and other stuff surrounding geography, forgotten New York fire, more Vitruvian Man changes, more Mount Rushmore changes, more Shiva changes, lots of recent strange waves, Statue Of Liberty original torch being moved, Andrew Zimmern was Zimmerman then Zimmer, Nefertiti Bust stuff, Crazy Horse stuff.)(Video below.)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LSnyWpG3x0E
6511.(Movie Quote change.)"Toodaloo!"/"Hello!"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7m8_QLnRBFo
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2018.09.23 17:10 ChiCubsbot GDT: 9/23 Cubs (90-64) @ White Sox (61-93) 1:10 PM

Cubs (90-64) @ White Sox (61-93)

First Pitch: 1:10 PM at Guaranteed Rate Field
Pitcher TV Radio
Cubs Kyle Hendricks (12-11, 3.58 ERA) ABC 7 WSCR
White Sox Carlos Rodon (6-6, 3.22 ERA) CSC WGN, WRTO (ES)
MLB Fangraphs Brooks Baseball Reddit Stream IRC Chat Channel Finder
Gameday Game Graph Strikezone Map Live Comments Freenode: #reddit-baseball Channel Finder

Line Score - Game Over

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
CHC 3 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 15 0
CWS 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 4 0

Box Score

CWS AB R H RBI BB SO BA
2B Moncada 4 0 0 0 0 1 .232
3B Sánchez, Y 4 0 0 0 0 2 .246
RF Palka 4 0 0 0 0 2 .239
1B Davidson 4 0 0 0 0 1 .236
DH Narváez 3 0 0 0 0 1 .274
C Castillo 3 1 2 0 0 0 .261
LF García, L 3 0 0 0 0 0 .275
LF LaMarre 0 0 0 0 0 0 .282
SS Anderson, Ti 3 0 2 1 0 0 .244
CF Engel 3 0 0 0 0 1 .236
CWS IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Rodón, C 2.1 9 6 6 0 3 66-41 3.61
Bummer 1.2 1 0 0 0 1 19-13 4.55
Burr 2.0 1 0 0 2 2 30-19 3.12
Gómez, J 1.0 1 0 0 2 1 26-14 4.43
Vieira 2.0 3 0 0 0 2 34-24 8.79
CHC AB R H RBI BB SO BA
DH Murphy, D 6 1 2 0 0 1 .293
2B Zobrist 6 1 3 0 0 0 .314
SS Báez, J 5 0 1 0 0 3 .293
1B Rizzo 4 1 2 1 1 1 .277
CF Almora Jr. 5 1 2 1 0 1 .284
3B Bote 4 1 1 1 0 0 .237
C Contreras 5 0 1 0 0 2 .254
LF Schwarber 2 1 2 2 2 0 .244
RF Heyward 1 0 0 0 0 0 .273
LF Happ, I 4 0 1 1 1 1 .229
CHC IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Hendricks 7.2 4 1 1 0 5 103-73 3.49
De La Rosa, J 1.1 0 0 0 0 3 20-15 3.54

Scoring Plays

Inning Event Score
T1 Anthony Rizzo doubles (26) on a sharp line drive to right fielder Daniel Palka. Daniel Murphy scores. Ben Zobrist to 3rd. 0-1
T1 Albert Almora Jr. grounds out, third baseman Yolmer Sanchez to first baseman Matt Davidson. Ben Zobrist scores. Anthony Rizzo to 3rd. 0-2
T1 David Bote singles on a ground ball to third baseman Yolmer Sanchez. Anthony Rizzo scores. 0-3
T2 Kyle Schwarber homers (26) on a fly ball to right center field. 0-4
T3 Kyle Schwarber doubles (14) on a sharp fly ball to right fielder Daniel Palka. Albert Almora Jr. scores. David Bote to 3rd. 0-5
T3 Ian Happ reaches on a fielder's choice out, third baseman Yolmer Sanchez to second baseman Yoan Moncada. David Bote scores. Kyle Schwarber out at 3rd. 0-6
B5 Tim Anderson hits a ground-rule double (28) on a line drive to right field. Welington Castillo scores. 1-6

Highlights

Team Description Length SD HD
Rizzo lines an RBI double to right in 1st 0:45 SD HD
Almora Jr. plates Zobrist with a groundout 0:43 SD HD
Bote hustles out an RBI infield single 0:42 SD HD
Schwarber crushes a 444-foot solo homer 0:50 SD HD
Davidson makes a slick pick at first base 0:35 SD HD
Rodon whiffs Rizzo to escape a jam 0:12 SD HD
Kanye West throws out the first pitch 0:31 SD HD
Schwarber drills an RBI double off the wall 0:50 SD HD
Statcast measures Schwarber's 444-ft. homer 0:32 SD HD
Hawk Harrelson gives his final opening call 1:48 SD HD
Ed Burke gifts Hawk with city proclamation 1:18 SD HD
Hawk presented with documentary poster 1:14 SD HD
Pierzynski on Hawk's golf game, travels 1:03 SD HD
Anderson drives an RBI ground-rule double 0:39 SD HD
Gomez escapes a bases-loaded jam unscathed 0:13 SD HD
Pierzynsky discusses Buehrle's perfect game 1:32 SD HD
Moncada nabs Rizzo at the plate in 8th 0:39 SD HD
Zobrist makes a tough stop on a ground ball 0:36 SD HD

Decisions

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
Hendricks (13-11, 3.49) Rodón, C (6-7, 3.61)
Game ended at 4:22 PM.
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2018.08.02 00:47 Texas1971 Carollaisms (August)

Carollaisms (August)

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)
Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)
Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)
Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)
Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)
The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)
Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)
Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)
Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)
Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)
Sophistry - A great Carol King album (ADS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)
Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)
Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)
Anal ipecac - Good indie band (ACS)
2 Tits and a Pulse - Ace likes that Beck song (Bryan/Adam) (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)
Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)
World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)
LBJ - Worst Mexican wrestler name ever (ADS)
Cold stone Steve Austin - Can’t wrestle on hot days. Tag team partners with the Klondike twins (GS)
Cicely Tyson - Greatest Italian boxer of all time. (ADS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)
Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)
Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)
The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)
Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)
Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)
Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)
Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)
Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)
Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)
Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)
The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)
73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)
Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)
Madison Bear - Sounds like an dating app for gay hairy dudes who are married (ACS)
Back pay - Good porn title name (ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root Ball Grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)
Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)
Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)
Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)
Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)
Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)
Merch Galore - Worst Bond secretary ever. Total sellout. Always wearing her own swag (GS)
Bathroom Goalie - New code for fat chicks sitting next to you on an airplane (ACS)
Skip Loader -Kurt Loder’s older brother (ACS)
F. Me Money - greatest attorney rapper ever (RD)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)
Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)
Mother Trucker - Adam’s Podcast with caller Miguel (AOTH)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)
Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)
The Mexican Faire - Worst fair ever (ACS)
Hanoi Hospice - Only place worse than the Hanoi Hilton (ACS)
Kaleblazer- Gay juice bar (ACS)
Hot Dog Cannon - good name for a bar next to The Abbey (ACS)
Dyskeratosis - where Vinnie lives, lots of Greek folks, a family oriented community (ACS)
Kind of, Italy - Where Ace’s family is from. Where he gets his kinky hair. (ADS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)
Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)
The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)
Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)
UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)
Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)
Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)
Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)
Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)
Sexual Battery - Batteries especially made for sexual devices. Somewhere between AA and C (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Son of Goose - Worst vodka ever. Comes in a plastic squeeze bottle (ACS)
Orange Hitler - Worst Hi-C flavor ever (ACS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)
Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)
Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACS
Nanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)
Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACS
Nick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)
Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)
The Baldwin’s and Beyond -Great reality show (RD)
The Rogue Deuce - The next Star Wars movie (ADS)
Mr. Goodbar To The Rescue - Ace loves that movie (ACS)
Wrestling Squatters - New show on YouTube Red starring Eric Stromer (AOTH)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)
In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)
Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
Port of Karachi - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
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2018.07.01 15:40 Texas1971 Carollaisms (July)

Carollaisms (July)

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)
Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)
Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)
Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)
Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)
The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)
Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)
Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)
Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)
Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)
Sophistry - A great Carol King album (ADS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)
Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)
Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)
Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)
World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)
Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)
Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)
The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)
Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)
Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)
Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)
Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)
Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)
Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)
Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)
The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)
73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)
Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)
Madison Bear - Sounds like an dating app for gay hairy dudes who are married (ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)
Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)
Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)
Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)
Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)
Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)
Merch Galore - Worst Bond secretary ever. Total sellout. Always wearing her own swag (GS)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)
Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)
Mother Trucker - Adam’s Podcast with caller Miguel (AOTH)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)
Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)
The Mexican Faire - Worst fair ever (ACS)
Hanoi Hospice - Only place worse than the Hanoi Hilton (ACS)
Kaleblazer- Gay juice bar (ACS)
Hot Dog Cannon - good name for a bar next to The Abbey (ACS)
Dyskeratosis - where Vinnie lives, lots of Greek folks, a family oriented community (ACS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)
Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)
The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)
Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)
UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)
Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)
Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)
Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)
Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Son of Goose - Worst vodka ever. Comes in a plastic squeeze bottle (ACS)
Orange Hitler - Worst Hi-C flavor ever (ACS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)
Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)
Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACS
Nanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)
Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACS
Nick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)
Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)
The Baldwin’s and Beyond -Great reality show (RD)
The Rogue Deuce - The next Star Wars movie (ADS)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)
In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)
Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
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Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms (June)Band Names/Rap StarsMitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)ManAyz - Rap star (LL)D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)Gut Fluffer (ACS)Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)Narthex - (ACS)Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)Jizz Grenade (LL)Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)Song TitlesMeatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)Football Players/Athletes/Teams:Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACSHardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:Spoodini - (LL)Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)Kindle Fire (ACS)Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)Miscellaneous PeopleTrajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)Beulah - The town horror (RD)Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio StationsGum and Condoms - (Show?)Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)Almonds and Water (ACS)Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)Fungus and Mold (Show?)Stupid and Petty (Show?)Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)PlacesBoobville - (LL)Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)MiscellaneousCleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)Food/DrinksDeer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)TV Shows/MoviesCunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACSNanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACSNick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)Books/Coffee Table BooksDade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)Native American NamesChief Thunderbear (LL)Dances With Cocks (ACS)Dances With Lipstick (ACS)Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)V/P NamesAbsorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's GCmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s VNo Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)Submitted June 02, 2018 at 02:21PM by Texas1971 https://www.reddit.com/AdamCarolla/comments/8o2hxt/carollaisms\\\\\\_june/?utm\\\\\\_source=iftttvia /AdamCarollaSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 02:48PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o2oh9/carollaisms\\\\\_june/?utm\\\\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNewsSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 05:23PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o3pnj/carollaisms\\\\_june/?utm\\\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNewsSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 07:18PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o4g7v/carollaisms\\\_june/?utm\\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNewsSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 08:13PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o4scx/carollaisms\\_june/?utm\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNews
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2018.06.03 04:08 peterboykin Carollaisms J(une)

Carollaisms J(une)
Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms (June)Band Names/Rap StarsMitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)ManAyz - Rap star (LL)D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)Gut Fluffer (ACS)Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)Narthex - (ACS)Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)Jizz Grenade (LL)Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)Song TitlesMeatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)Football Players/Athletes/Teams:Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACSHardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:Spoodini - (LL)Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)Kindle Fire (ACS)Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)Miscellaneous PeopleTrajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)Beulah - The town horror (RD)Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio StationsGum and Condoms - (Show?)Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)Almonds and Water (ACS)Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)Fungus and Mold (Show?)Stupid and Petty (Show?)Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)PlacesBoobville - (LL)Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)MiscellaneousCleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)Food/DrinksDeer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)TV Shows/MoviesCunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACSNanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACSNick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)Books/Coffee Table BooksDade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)Native American NamesChief Thunderbear (LL)Dances With Cocks (ACS)Dances With Lipstick (ACS)Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)V/P NamesAbsorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's GCmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s VNo Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)Submitted June 02, 2018 at 02:21PM by Texas1971 https://www.reddit.com/AdamCarolla/comments/8o2hxt/carollaisms\\\\\_june/?utm\\\\\_source=iftttvia /AdamCarollaSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 02:48PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o2oh9/carollaisms\\\\_june/?utm\\\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNewsSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 05:23PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o3pnj/carollaisms\\\_june/?utm\\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNewsSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 07:18PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o4g7v/carollaisms\\_june/?utm\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNews
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2018.06.03 02:13 peterboykin Carollaisms J(une)

Carollaisms J(une)
Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms (June)Band Names/Rap StarsMitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)ManAyz - Rap star (LL)D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)Gut Fluffer (ACS)Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)Narthex - (ACS)Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)Jizz Grenade (LL)Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)Song TitlesMeatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)Football Players/Athletes/Teams:Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACSHardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:Spoodini - (LL)Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)Kindle Fire (ACS)Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)Miscellaneous PeopleTrajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)Beulah - The town horror (RD)Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio StationsGum and Condoms - (Show?)Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)Almonds and Water (ACS)Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)Fungus and Mold (Show?)Stupid and Petty (Show?)Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)PlacesBoobville - (LL)Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)MiscellaneousCleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)Food/DrinksDeer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)TV Shows/MoviesCunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACSNanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACSNick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)Books/Coffee Table BooksDade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)Native American NamesChief Thunderbear (LL)Dances With Cocks (ACS)Dances With Lipstick (ACS)Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)V/P NamesAbsorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's GCmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s VNo Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)Submitted June 02, 2018 at 02:21PM by Texas1971 https://www.reddit.com/AdamCarolla/comments/8o2hxt/carollaisms\\\\_june/?utm\\\\_source=iftttvia /AdamCarollaSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 02:48PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o2oh9/carollaisms\\\_june/?utm\\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNewsSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 05:23PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o3pnj/carollaisms\\_june/?utm\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNews
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2018.06.03 01:18 peterboykin Carollaisms J(une)

Carollaisms J(une)
Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms (June)Band Names/Rap StarsMitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)ManAyz - Rap star (LL)D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)Gut Fluffer (ACS)Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)Narthex - (ACS)Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)Jizz Grenade (LL)Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)Song TitlesMeatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)Football Players/Athletes/Teams:Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACSHardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:Spoodini - (LL)Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)Kindle Fire (ACS)Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)Miscellaneous PeopleTrajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)Beulah - The town horror (RD)Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio StationsGum and Condoms - (Show?)Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)Almonds and Water (ACS)Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)Fungus and Mold (Show?)Stupid and Petty (Show?)Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)PlacesBoobville - (LL)Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)MiscellaneousCleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)Food/DrinksDeer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)TV Shows/MoviesCunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACSNanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACSNick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)Books/Coffee Table BooksDade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)Native American NamesChief Thunderbear (LL)Dances With Cocks (ACS)Dances With Lipstick (ACS)Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)V/P NamesAbsorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's GCmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s VNo Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)Submitted June 02, 2018 at 02:21PM by Texas1971 https://www.reddit.com/AdamCarolla/comments/8o2hxt/carollaisms\\\_june/?utm\\\_source=iftttvia /AdamCarollaSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 02:48PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o2oh9/carollaisms\\_june/?utm\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNews
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2018.06.02 23:23 peterboykin Carollaisms J(une)

Carollaisms J(une)
Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms (June)Band Names/Rap StarsMitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)ManAyz - Rap star (LL)D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)Gut Fluffer (ACS)Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)Narthex - (ACS)Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)Jizz Grenade (LL)Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)Song TitlesMeatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)Football Players/Athletes/Teams:Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACSHardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:Spoodini - (LL)Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)Kindle Fire (ACS)Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)Miscellaneous PeopleTrajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)Beulah - The town horror (RD)Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio StationsGum and Condoms - (Show?)Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)Almonds and Water (ACS)Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)Fungus and Mold (Show?)Stupid and Petty (Show?)Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)PlacesBoobville - (LL)Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)MiscellaneousCleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)Food/DrinksDeer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)TV Shows/MoviesCunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACSNanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACSNick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)Books/Coffee Table BooksDade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)Native American NamesChief Thunderbear (LL)Dances With Cocks (ACS)Dances With Lipstick (ACS)Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)V/P NamesAbsorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's GCmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s VNo Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)Submitted June 02, 2018 at 02:21PM by Texas1971 https://www.reddit.com/AdamCarolla/comments/8o2hxt/carollaisms\\_june/?utm\\_source=iftttvia /AdamCarolla
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